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[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Did I miss something? Robert "Patriot Act" Muller is now liked by Lemmy just because Trump doesn't like him?

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 3 points 3 hours ago

It's about decorum.

Berlinguer[*] has been described in many ways but was generally recognised for political coherence and courage, together with a rare personal and political intelligence. A serious and morally rigorous man,[87] he was sincerely respected even by his opponents, such as the Italian Social Movement leader Giorgio Almirante,[**] who paid his homage to Berlinguer and lowered himself in front to his coffin at Botteghe Oscure.[70]

[*] national ssecretary of the Italian Communist Party (PCI)

[**] Giorgio Almirante (27 June 1914 – 22 May 1988) was an Italian politician who founded the neo-fascist Italian Social Movement, which he led until his retirement in 1987

Allegedly Almirante, a guy who literally sentence fellow Italians to death, said that "Oltre il rogo non vive ira nemica" ("No foe's wraith survives the funerary pure") 

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

I keep getting whiplash too.

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 hours ago
[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

As one of probably 12 people who actually read the Mueller report it was a list of crimes the president and conspirators committed, and very clearly left it up to the branch of government required to impeach and remove the president, legislative via Congress. That part was the job of Congress, not the judicial branch. But obviously then the US Congress abdicated their responsibilities to uphold the constitution in both the facts of the report and both impeachments, ignoring the facts of reality and their legal obligations under the constitution. Because people like Mitch McConnell whipped politicians to kill any action the executive lied that the report contained no crimes and corrupt mass media propaganda sold the lie to the public as usual. Mueller wasn't some saint, but when he had the chance to stick to his values or sell out he at least was consistent with his values.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I always tell Maga chuds to actually read the Mueller report before they tell me that there was "no collusion". They are fucking simpletons that get their hot takes from Fox News or some stupid influencer (likely on the Kremlin's payroll) and run with it. They have 0 critical thinking skills and can't be bothered to do a single bit of research beyond the idiot box. It's maddening.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

It is incredible to me how they're willing to bend and break so many rules and laws of this country, including the most fundamental tenets of our constitution. But indicting the president is the one thing they're not going to do. That's the one law that is sacred above all else.

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 1 points 3 hours ago

They would be shocked, if they knew how to read.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

"Innocent".

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Why the fuck is Obama on X? I fucking hate this timeline and the stupid fucking people living in it.

[–] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

He's a politician and a former president? Of course he's on X. Every single politician has been for almost a decade now.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 22 points 12 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Bullerfar@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

This is basicly what banned me for life on reddit xD

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

I feel ya. Me too 😄 Fediverse allows us to speak our minds, usually.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The SS has joined the chat

(yes, the Secret Service is now abbreviated as "The SS")

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

Probably the kind of message I'll be sending when it happens.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 16 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

DJT will receive the same sentiments after he dies. Soon I hope.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

I'll travel from Canada just so I can take a shit on his grave.

[–] blarth@thelemmy.club 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Can’t wait to piss on his grave. It should be a national holiday.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Ideally his grave will be in a landfill in Siberia, not that I would want you to travel that far to piss on his grave, but he does belong in the most remote Siberian landfill.

[–] richardwallass@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

"I am glad is dead" tells everything

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 25 points 19 hours ago

Mueller being a republican, he wasnt going to do real damage to trump. but trump is very vindictive, any perception of being accused he will attack them regardless of thier loyaltly.

[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 141 points 1 day ago (3 children)

do you think he realizes he's written his own eulogy

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 51 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Ding-Dong! The Witch is Dead topped charts when Thatcher croaked, wonder what song will chart when Donnie dies?

[–] VGpunx@lemmy.org 2 points 4 hours ago

How about "See You Later, Fuckface" by The Queers?

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[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 14 points 21 hours ago

That really will be the perfect repost when he dies and MAGA inevitably tries to call out everyone celebrating as disrespectful

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[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 92 points 1 day ago (1 children)

God, what a fucking child. I'm sick of being governed by hurt feelings.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 day ago

Being able to handle hurt fee fees like an adult needs to be a requirement for any public office.

[–] Hatshepsut@lemmy.world 21 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Unlike Capt. Bonespurs, Mueller enlisted for Vietnam and was a highly decorated Marine.

After waiting a year so a knee injury could heal, Mueller was accepted for officer training in the United States Marine Corps in 1968, attending training at Parris IslandOfficer Candidate SchoolArmy Ranger School, and Army jump school. Of these, he said later that he considered Ranger School the most valuable because he felt "more than anything teaches you about how you react with no sleep and nothing to eat."[27][28]

In the summer of 1968, he was sent to South Vietnam, where he served as a rifle platoon leader as a second lieutenant with Second Platoon, H Company, 2nd Battalion, 4th Marines3rd Marine Division.[10][29] On December 11, 1968, during an engagement in Operation Scotland II, he earned the Bronze Star with "V" device for combat valor for rescuing a wounded Marine under enemy fire during an ambush in which he saw half of his platoon become casualties.[30][31] In April 1969, he received an enemy gunshot wound in the thigh, recovered, and returned to lead his platoon until June 1969.[32] For his service in and during the Vietnam War, his military decorations and awards included additionally, the Purple Heart, two Navy and Marine Corps Commendation Medals with Combat "V", Combat Action RibbonNational Defense Service MedalVietnam Service Medal with four service starsRepublic of Vietnam Gallantry CrossRepublic of Vietnam Campaign Medal, and Parachutist Badge.

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Reflecting on his service in the Vietnam War, Mueller said, "I consider myself exceptionally lucky to have made it out of Vietnam. There were many—many—who did not. And perhaps because I did survive Vietnam, I have always felt compelled to contribute."[35] In 2009, he told a writer that despite his other accomplishments, he was still "most proud the Marine Corps deemed me worthy of leading other Marines."

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 15 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

Mueller enlisted for Vietnam

Anyone who would volunteer for that war is a fucking monster.

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[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Aaaaand of course it's real... WTF

[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

The fact we have to check tells us a lot about the state of the world.

[–] autriyo@feddit.org 2 points 13 hours ago

At this point I'm so jaded that I just kind of accepted it to be real...

I just don't care anymore, he's shown his true colours and for whatever reasons people still like him.

[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

I think it's gonna take a revolution to overthrow Trump at this point, not that I think there should be a revolution like that.

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[–] dumbass@piefed.social 14 points 21 hours ago
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Wasn't Mueller behind the massive illegal spying program under George Bush Jr?

https://archive.is/PFUm4

Opponents have challenged provisions of the USA Patriot Act, the focus of contentious debate on Capitol Hill this week, that expand domestic surveillance by giving the Federal Bureau of Investigation more power to collect information like library lending lists or Internet use. Military and F.B.I. officials have drawn criticism for monitoring what were largely peaceful antiwar protests.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/President%27s_Surveillance_Program

[–] Shirasho@lemmings.world 38 points 1 day ago (6 children)

What Obama said was not entirely true to Robert's personality and actions, but that is beside the point.

The point is that some people have decorum and are good speakers. Some people, even if they don't mean it, are respectful of the dead, even if they don't deserve it.

And some manchildren have none of that. The day that man baby dies I probably won't have any decorum either.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And some manchildren have none of that.

Obama very wisely and maturely appointed Mueller's protege James Comey to head the FBI. Comey very diligently and methodically played Ds and Rs against one another to secure his position as a radical centrist. And between the two of them, the conditions were laid for a Manchild to take control of the executive branch.

I just don't get the need for hagiography. All these guys sucked. Some of them were just smoother about it than others.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (5 children)

All politicians may suck ass.

However, Obama is not a pedophile, rapist, and convicted felon. That's all about Cheeto Chimp.

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[–] BigMacHole@thelemmy.club 20 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

ONE of those Reminds me of Jesus!

-Republicans talking about the BOTTOM one!

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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 13 points 22 hours ago

I cannot wait till Donny is just a Wikipedia update, from “is” to “was”

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 8 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Oh goodie. When trump inevitably dies and I throw a pizza party, I look forward to being able to take this screenshot, swap the names, and shove it in the face of every magat who unsincerely demands civility

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