this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2026
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[–] RustyShackleford@piefed.social 5 points 46 minutes ago

Clearly it’s an ice cream scoop.

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 hour ago (3 children)

Does anybody have the answers to the prostate exam?

[–] digitalFatteh@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 hour ago

I wouldn’t want to Speculate on it …

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Jeez I would think the sharper parts on the side would rectum

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 1 points 1 hour ago

didn't even know 'um

[–] X@piefed.world 1 points 15 minutes ago
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 minutes ago

That's how the Ducati mechanic extracts payment.

[–] Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 minutes ago

It’s part of the bitch pad, isn’t?

[–] Hond@piefed.social 13 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

thats a common mistake people make. its not a carburetor.

its a motorcycleburetor

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)
[–] Naich@piefed.world 9 points 1 hour ago

That's a bit of a stretch.

[–] discocactus@lemmy.world 2 points 45 minutes ago

Exhaust pipe.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

In my favorite road hog. Your mom.

[–] kalapala@sopuli.xyz 1 points 52 minutes ago

Oh you know my mom? Good for her.

Right next to the Falange

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago
[–] West_of_West@piefed.social 1 points 1 hour ago

Just a quick peep