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[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 71 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Does anybody have the answers to the prostate exam?

[–] digitalFatteh@lemmy.ca 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn’t want to Speculate on it …

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Sorry you rang?

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jeez I would think the sharper parts on the side would rectum

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago

didn't even know 'um

[–] X@piefed.world 4 points 2 months ago
[–] Naich@piefed.world 34 points 2 months ago

That's a bit of a stretch.

[–] RustyShackleford@piefed.social 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Clearly it’s an ice cream scoop.

[–] Hond@piefed.social 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

thats a common mistake people make. its not a carburetor.

its a motorcycleburetor

[–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Have my upvote.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In my favorite road hog. Your mom.

[–] kalapala@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago

Oh you know my mom? Good for her.

[–] discocactus@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The square hole

[–] bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Not only where it goes but what temperature it should be.

[–] J3N5T4R@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

This go's up the assholes of the worthless sacks of shit that remove their muffler and run around rupturing people's eardrums.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This part goes up the ass. Or vagina if you have one.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago
[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago

In the Rider?

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

It is the seat.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 months ago

I have no idea, and I wouldn't want to specul(um)ate.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Up the bum, Bob?

[–] pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Right next to the Falange

[–] Ydna@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Duckbill emulator

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

It's to rev my engine.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

Right under the headlamp, it's the bike beak.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Obviously that's the tool used to assess the gravitational alignment of the bike to the ground.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

That's an exhaust pipe stretcher, obviously..

[–] West_of_West@piefed.social 3 points 2 months ago

Just a quick peep

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I always heard that part was useless anyway from my washed up piece of shit Dad

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

if you ever see him again, tell him

behind every piece of shit, is his bitch.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Was* in his case

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[–] starik@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

That’s either a duck or a rabbit.

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

“Let’s take a look under the hood” applies to both scenarios.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Has nothing to do with automotives, it's a freaking duckbill protector!

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

It's medieval armor from duck jousting tournaments.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

It’s for working on the rental bike after everyone has had a ride.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago
[–] Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

It’s part of the bitch pad, isn’t?

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

That's how the Ducati mechanic extracts payment.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago
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