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PhobosAnomaly
Russian Roulette.
Test for nat20's by using a semiautomatic handgun.
Like an Uno reverse in alternative medication form.
IMPULSE9chunksofbread
Electric Shenzhenloo
The Passport was actually a really decent phone but the jokes did get old.
"When are you going to wall-mount your phone?"
"fucking hell that will kill someone if you drop it"
"you don't need to send that text, that person can fucking read it from here!"
etc etc etc
I'm glad you mentioned the bugs. I was slowly leaning towards it but I've done my fair bit of... "unpaid beta testing" for one lifetime.
I miss my BlackBerry phones. The Titan range was cool but buggy as well. If they could just do a Nothing phone with a QWERTY keyboard, I would literally buy one overnight.
In fairness, I always ask for a really straightforward clippers cut which even Stevie Wonder would find remarkably difficult to fuck up.
Nah the barber I use is sound as fuck. Happy to throw about witty banter, but equally happy to shut up and do his thing when I'm just about asleep.
As pleasant as that looks, it matters not to me.
I ask my barber for the "full works", sit back, and close my eyes for half hour listening to whatever generic chilled dance playlist he's got going on YouTube. It could be a dude, a woman, or anything in between, it doesn't matter.
When he slaps my shoulders and says "ok boss, what do you think?", that's my cue to get up and leave.
It's my brief moment of indulgence every other month or so. Bliss.
If the designated driver goes rogue, then it's on them to pay the taxi fare home.
Expensive (probably) but simple.
you can't park there, mate
Also, cool as fuck. Nice job!

gobble up deez micronuts