[-] Hux@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The Cabinet list so far, as it was officially leaked moments ago on NudeAfrica.com:

State - Matt Gaetz

Treasury - Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino

Interior - A t-shirt cannon

Justice - DraftKings®

Agriculture - owner of that McDonald’s

Commerce - currently accepting bids

Labor - Immortan Joe

Defense - Vladimir Putin

Housing and Urban Development - it’s Trump, so probably Herschel Walker, ffs

Transportation - Elon Musk’s twitter account

Energy - V. Putin

Health and Human Services - sold off and privatized between Nestlé, Saudi Aramco, and Ticketmaster

Education - Kid Rock, Marjorie Taylor-Greene, and Lauren Boebert, and all sewn together as a human centipede

Veterans' Affairs - Captain Morgan; under secretaries Jack Daniels and Jim Beam

Homeland Security - Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, once the check clears

[-] Hux@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 days ago

That trackpad and palm rest is looking like Gizmo Duck

[-] Hux@lemmy.ml 142 points 1 week ago

I’m no fan of google, but I don’t see how it could be expected to act as the insurer for people who have fallen victim to social-engineering gift card scams.

It would be a pretty crazy precedent if the judge ruled differently.

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[-] Hux@lemmy.ml 77 points 3 months ago

Kinda depends on how you are measuring it.

It sounds like you are just going by elected presidents, but quite a few were multiple-term presidents, and those presidents had multiple elections with different opponents.

And sometimes, a losing opponent would go on to win a later election.

Also, no one ran against George Washington, twice.

Out of 59 elections (if you include Washington), I think there have been 49 white guys and one white lady who have lost a US Presidential election at least once (and may or may not have gone on to be President in a later election).

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_presidential_elections_by_popular_vote_margin

I am exactly as fun at parties as you would imagine.

[-] Hux@lemmy.ml 123 points 4 months ago

She looks like Steven Tyler having an allergic reaction to shellfish.

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[-] Hux@lemmy.ml 96 points 4 months ago

This isn’t a big deal.

If you’re developing in Xcode, you did not buy an 8GB Mac in the last 10-years.

If you are just using your Mac for Facebook and email, I don’t think you know what RAM is.

If you know what RAM is, and you bought an 8GB Mac in the last 10-years, then you are likely self-aware of your limited demands and/or made an informed compromise.

[-] Hux@lemmy.ml 123 points 6 months ago

This reminds me of that Chinese law about being personally responsible for all medical debts of a person you run over—incentivizing killing the person, rather than injuring them.

[-] Hux@lemmy.ml 174 points 6 months ago

I agree with the graphic.

However, I recently completed a straight watch-thru of every Simpsons episode, and while watching the lackluster episodes from seasons ~20-~30, I have to acknowledge one thing:

Quality of the show and its writing have noticeably improved since around Season 32.

The most recent episodes feel more centered on the family and much less on bizarre cameos and really outrageous situations. It actually feels like a show about the Simpson family and treats the characters more age-appropriately.

I don’t like that they lost/recast established voices of minority characters (Apu, Carl, Dr. Hibbert, etc), I do think the quality and the focus of the show is much better than it has been in almost 2-decades.

[-] Hux@lemmy.ml 88 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Oh yeah, isn’t there an Adderall shortage right now?

The dude probably just isn’t cranked up on his normal level of amphetamines.

I bet he keeps falling asleep, gets even fatter, and is even less capable of following his own thoughts as the Adderall drought continues.

What a great time for him to be on criminal trial…

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Fairly thorough, if somewhat dated, list of Siri commands…

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[-] Hux@lemmy.ml 121 points 9 months ago

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2024/01/11/south-africa-icj-hearing-israel-genocide/

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/11/world/middleeast/genocide-case-israel-south-africa.html

https://www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-opinion/icj-order-israel-palestinians-genocide-rcna135559

https://africa.businessinsider.com/military-and-defense/germany-leaps-to-the-defense-of-israel-at-the-international-court-of-justice-rejects/n3myccz

https://www.foxnews.com/world/uns-top-court-orders-israel-adhere-genocide-convention-not-cease-attacks-preliminary-ruling

https://www.economist.com/middle-east-and-africa/2024/01/11/south-africas-support-for-the-palestinian-cause-has-deep-roots

https://abcnews.go.com/International/video/genocide-case-israel-begins-uns-top-court-106297050

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/01/11/middleeast/south-africa-israel-genocide-icj-hague-day-one-intl/index.html

https://nypost.com/2024/01/11/news/israel-faces-genocide-charges-at-world-court-gazans-return-to-wasteland/

https://thehill.com/policy/defense/4402611-takeaways-israel-genocide-hearing/

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2024/01/international-court-justice-gaza-genocide/677257/

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2024/01/05/international-justice-court-israel-fact-check/72107098007/

https://www.npr.org/2024/01/11/1224126552/court-hearings-genocide-charges-israel

https://www.latimes.com/world-nation/story/2024-01-11/south-africa-un-court-israel-committing-genocide-gaza

https://www.politico.eu/newsletter/brussels-playbook/the-hague-hears-case-against-israel/

https://time.com/6553912/israel-south-africa-icj-genocide/

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/israel-genocide-case-south-africa-palestinians-gaza-un-icj/

https://www.nbcnews.com/video/world-fails-palestinians-in-livestreamed-genocide-world-court-told-201746501839

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-01-11/south-africa-asks-un-court-to-order-israel-to-end-gaza-strikes

https://www.oann.com/newsroom/israel-govt-to-fight-south-africa-genocide-claim-in-world-court/

[-] Hux@lemmy.ml 73 points 1 year ago

Were they trying to keep the movie release a secret for a reason?

Seems like a lot of us had no idea it was coming out this weekend…

[-] Hux@lemmy.ml 80 points 1 year ago

And wedding ceremonies continue to get weirder and weirder.

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I wear my Stainless Steel Series 4 to bed. After updating to watch OS 10, I noticed it would not accept Siri commands for my HomeKit accessories.

I only wear it to bed, so I just chalked it up to an early bug and ignored it.

After loading each update between 10.0 and 10.1, the issue has persisted.

When opening the Home app on the the watch, it would just show the clean energy info at the top of the display and at the bottom it would indicate I haven’t set up any home accessories (I have tons, and they all work on my Ultra Watch and all other devices).

So, I decided to erase all content and setting and set up as new.

Now, the Home app isn’t even installed on the Watch, and does not appear in the list of apps in the Watch app on my phone.

I didn’t notice anything about HomeKit or Home app support being discontinued or unsupported in Watch OS 10 on older models.

Is anyone else experiencing this?

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I have an antique desk which has three locks and a single key.

My key continues to work for one of the locks, but when inserted into the other two lock key ways, the key will not turn in either direction (will basically wiggle a millimeter or so in either direction, but does not start to actually turn).

I am a very amateurish lock picker—I can rake a basic lock or use a snap gun, but this lever/mortise lock is very different from anything I have tried to pick before.

I should mention that I used the working lock to confirm that the key fully inserts into the other two locks before attempting to turn the key.

I’ve tried looking up tools for picking this lock and watched some YouTube videos.

I am curious if anyone with experience picking this sort of lock might offer some advice on tools to get or improvise.

I’m including a photo of the key to help identify what might be needed.

Any advice is appreciated.

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