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Fun fact, stinky armpits are caused by bacterial growth throughout the day in your armpits. They fart arm pit stink. You can immediately turn off the stink by rubbing down your armpits with alcohol. This is not something you should ever do regularly.
Yeah, that's gonna be a now from me, dawg
Thanks, I hate it!
Congratulations @violet08@lemmy.today this is the first one that got me to say "Eww"
My armpits are machines that turn clean mouth into a mouth full of hairs.
Am I the only one whom encountered antiperspirant/deodorant when trying this and put it on the “whelp – not doing that again” list?
yeah, it tastes awful
the armpits have to be au naturel
You sound like my cat, always trying to sniff my armpits, or bite my toes.
Thank you for your service
Oh, it's you again.
Didn’t we just have a Lemmy thread on this like a week or two ago?
Pretty sure that was also her.
Back with an absolute banger 😌✊️
hell yeah this is peak
uh also when i started hrt i noticed i smelled a lot different, and it varies a little based on how long its been since application. in your experience does sex hormone fluctuation like actually have a noticeable effect on this too or not really? personally i've never really payed attention hehe
I have so many unanswered questions I'm too ticklish to ever find out.
cut a tongue size piece of beef. run it under a hot tap. rub it on your pits.
it's about like that.
You can buy tongue from a butcher...
I'm not sure my butcher offers such favours.
if I use that, what will I stuff in my ass?
Buy two tongues, obviously!
in this economy?!!
Fine, buy one, lay it flat on a chopping board, cut it in half, either horizontally or vertically across the tongue, now you have 2.
Why do I have to explain something you should already know, it's your kink.
why would I reduce the size??
That's a fetish too.
Reminds me of an old co worker who couldn't fathom why his gf got so horny whenever he was sweaty
Can you post one about feet?
Wait why is your account not even 30 days old?
Haven’t you been posting for years?
She showed up with a hiss and a roar, that's for sure.
Maybe they changed instances?
I am starting to guess it's you posting within seconds. I'll bestow you a tag, but honestly I don't even think I need it lol.
Kinky 😏
You appear to have gotten one of my cats two remaining brain cells…
Yock.