Has CPA grindset vibes.
this post was submitted on 02 Mar 2026
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How does that relate to Brians Cock? Did he play a character like that?
I didn't watch Succession past an episode or two, but probably there.
Unrelated, his pocket square looks like a horse head.
- I'm something years old
- Didn't buy myself a pizza.
- Not "parents."
- Not "get lucky"
- I set a goal and have yet to achieve it.
- Some discipline, too much awareness, bad priorities
Cool, haven't seen this re-posted in over 18 hours, was starting to get worried I'd never see this hilarity again. Whew!
Given that they now give out loans for people to buy pizza, that's a solid achievement.
At my job we get like half of a pizza FOR FREE maybe once or twice a year. It's not a personal pizza, but still. Pretty crazy bonus.
Can you do this though
Commitment. Patience. Psychokinetic ability.
There's always someone in the family who will name a better kid and keep comparing you, the inferior to all child.
IDK why they have a personal pizza size. Technically, any size pizza I order for myself is a personal pizza.
Any pizza is a personal size pizza, if you try hard and believe in yourself. Any pizza is a family size pizza, if you're an orphan.
Hell yeah! Same!
In my late 20's i'd order 2 stuffed-crust pep lovers and two large ceasar salads every friday night, then go raiding in warcraft. I lived alone.
Sometimes I'd eat half a pizza on friday, and one of the salads, sometimes a whole.
Are you my brother from another mother?
Could be, could also just be humans of distinguished taste :)
This just sounds like a good ass time and I miss being able to do this. Just replace WOW with Persona 5 and the pizza with a 6 pack and a bacon cheese burger from Parkway Deli
At the time, I never thought I'd miss all that :)
Started a family, had a couple of kids, negative time left.
I think for a retirement, I just wanna be jacked in the matrix :)
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You'll never be a billionaire if you keep foolishly indulging in the luxury of eating and drinking. You'll also wasting time eating and expelling waste, you could have two or three other micro hustles to get ahead, you're only two or three centuries away from success!
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Any pizza is a personal pizza if you’re not afraid to live life.
Probably used klarna
I carry my own ketchup bottle.
Condimitment
Do you have mini Tabasco sauce to open that large Tabasco sauce?
That reminds me of how people used to carry around their own spoons everywhere.
I would be more than willing to carry around my own spoon, fork, and more, if it meant less plastic crap everywhere
Average linkedin user
How many monthly payments though?
4 payments of $4.28
For an american pizza?? That's a bargain!
All my dads told me about how I was conceived in a bowl of iced piss from a woman they only knew as "sugar cunt". I guess she was diabetic and liked to donate eggs in the most peculiar way.
So now whenever I ask who my mom is they just tell me she's a cummy bear.
Mummy, there's a weird person on the internet
It's important to set achievable goals.
His kids are going to resent him when he brags about this in 30 years, and roll their eyes when he suggests maybe they just need to learn to be more responsible about rationing their Soylent Green.
I mean, setting realistic, achievable goals is a very good strategy and mindset.
Gotta build what you want, step by step.
... and also that looks like a pretty darn good pizza.
This is weirdly wholesome.
Start small. Get yourself a pizza, and work up from there.
It’s a good perspective. People get daunted by big goals like home ownership that are really just 20-60 thousand personal pizzas.
No house on Earth is worth giving up that many pizzas.
Use those calories to mow lawns. Register an LLC. Hire a fleet. Buy them pizzas. Growth mindset.
"Hey Guy! 😢 Why can't I make friends? I bought zza🍕" psalms 32:39
Set achievable goals. This is inspirational.
30 years from now young people would find this meme and will complain that you could afford the real deal, and not just a taste simulation.
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