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[–] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 56 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Did they get her semen in time

[–] huf@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Could she be used as an axolotl tank? Just curious

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Now that you mention it, ~~it's crazy that~~ the "most infamous" Warhammer 40k lore is once again literally just half-ass lifted straight from Moorcock/Dune. I had completely forgotten that aspect of the Bene Tleilax.

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

half-ass lifted straight from Moorcock/Dune

same-as-it-ever-was

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Please tell me the container contained a piano or a giant anvil.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago

Spoiler Alert: It was full of harvested cum and it comically splooshed out

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

And her head popped out the top with her teeth comically replaced with piano keys that started playing

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Or said 'karma' on it.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago
[–] buttwater@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago

Gravity is hamas

[–] Jabril@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago

Did anyone check to see if the container was okay??

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I usually disapprove of everything Israeli soldiers do, but this new thing shows some promise. They should stop surviving years of "intense war" or whatever and focus on doing more of this.

[–] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Anyone can change paths and redeem themselves.

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

DID THEY GET HER SEMEN IN TIME?

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yeah and I'm being hyperbolic when I say "intense war" we all know the IDF just hides out in bases and drops drone grenades on civilians.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 12 points 2 months ago

And thats why they'll nevee tale a barrell to the face like our boy Worf did with honour.

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Heh sometimes the bravely venture forth in armoured vehicles, from which they are sometimes kidnapped by the dastardly enemy

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

bugs-stalin <- He did it

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 months ago

Unreported: The container was allegedly labeled 'her sins'.

~this~ ~is~ ~a~ ~joke~

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

a crushing defeat

[–] thlibos@thelemmy.club 17 points 2 months ago

ADL now remarking that gravity is anti-semitic.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Good, I hope it hurt

Rest in piss Bozo

[–] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Welcome to the Resistance, standardized ISO shipping container 07

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Were they trying to do some MGSV Fulton extraction shenanigans?

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I read this in a Solid Snake "Metal Gear?!" voice in my head.

Fulton surface-to-air recovery system. The real one is you use a balloon to extract something/someone from a field and a plane snaps it up with a hook. In some of the Metal Gear Solid games, you get super silly things like retreating from the field by putting a massive Fulton balloon on a large cargo container, hopping on top of it, and that gets snapped up by a helicopter.

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah hahaha I was engaging in Solid Snake communication, I actually played MGSV a lot

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I accidentally codec-otacon'd then lol

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Sorry mate, ever since I saw the post here on hexbear of the Solid Snake communication technique I've been so eager to use it hahaha

[–] Salmarez@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

She really fell for that one!

[–] Grebgreb@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

cyberpunk crates with a wire that you can break in stealth

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

The acme of her career. :kelly:

[–] Torenico@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Sounds like a skill issue to me

[–] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

A barrel of 🔻

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Iso container = closed casket 🥞

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

The shipping container was Khamaaas