this post was submitted on 12 Feb 2026
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[–] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 54 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Did they get her semen in time

[–] huf@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Could she be used as an axolotl tank? Just curious

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Now that you mention it, ~~it's crazy that~~ the "most infamous" Warhammer 40k lore is once again literally just half-ass lifted straight from Moorcock/Dune. I had completely forgotten that aspect of the Bene Tleilax.

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

half-ass lifted straight from Moorcock/Dune

same-as-it-ever-was

[–] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Welcome to the Resistance, standardized ISO shipping container 07

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

The shipping container was Khamaaas

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 26 points 1 day ago

DID THEY GET HER SEMEN IN TIME?

[–] buttwater@hexbear.net 34 points 2 days ago

Gravity is hamas

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 36 points 2 days ago
[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 40 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Please tell me the container contained a piano or a giant anvil.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 33 points 2 days ago

Spoiler Alert: It was full of harvested cum and it comically splooshed out

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago

And her head popped out the top with her teeth comically replaced with piano keys that started playing

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

Or said 'karma' on it.

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago

bugs-stalin <- He did it

[–] Jabril@hexbear.net 31 points 2 days ago

Did anyone check to see if the container was okay??

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

a crushing defeat

[–] thlibos@thelemmy.club 17 points 1 day ago

ADL now remarking that gravity is anti-semitic.

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I usually disapprove of everything Israeli soldiers do, but this new thing shows some promise. They should stop surviving years of "intense war" or whatever and focus on doing more of this.

[–] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Anyone can change paths and redeem themselves.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

The acme of her career. :kelly:

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 days ago

Unreported: The container was allegedly labeled 'her sins'.

~this~ ~is~ ~a~ ~joke~

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeah and I'm being hyperbolic when I say "intense war" we all know the IDF just hides out in bases and drops drone grenades on civilians.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 12 points 2 days ago

And thats why they'll nevee tale a barrell to the face like our boy Worf did with honour.

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

Heh sometimes the bravely venture forth in armoured vehicles, from which they are sometimes kidnapped by the dastardly enemy

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago

Good, I hope it hurt

Rest in piss Bozo

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Were they trying to do some MGSV Fulton extraction shenanigans?

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I read this in a Solid Snake "Metal Gear?!" voice in my head.

Fulton surface-to-air recovery system. The real one is you use a balloon to extract something/someone from a field and a plane snaps it up with a hook. In some of the Metal Gear Solid games, you get super silly things like retreating from the field by putting a massive Fulton balloon on a large cargo container, hopping on top of it, and that gets snapped up by a helicopter.

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah hahaha I was engaging in Solid Snake communication, I actually played MGSV a lot

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I accidentally codec-otacon'd then lol

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Sorry mate, ever since I saw the post here on hexbear of the Solid Snake communication technique I've been so eager to use it hahaha

[–] Salmarez@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

She really fell for that one!

[–] Grebgreb@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

cyberpunk crates with a wire that you can break in stealth

Iso container = closed casket 🥞

[–] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

A barrel of 🔻

[–] Torenico@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Sounds like a skill issue to me