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[–] mech@feddit.org 99 points 3 months ago (4 children)
[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 41 points 3 months ago

Mmmm the fabled half english.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

I tried the fabled beans on toast and i was shocked when I bit into the toast that there was butter on the toast. It was a dumb thing to be shocked by but I did not expect it 😂.

That being said, it looks really stupid in person because it's literally toast with a ton of beans. Taste wise, it was ok.

Here's a crappy photo:

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 74 points 3 months ago (3 children)

If that sandwich is bland it's on you it clearly says to add butter, salt and pepper to taste.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 42 points 3 months ago (9 children)

If you think you can make something not bland with just butter, salt and pepper, you may be a Brit.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fat and salt are the key ingredients in most fried food, so it's basically deep fried bread.

[–] kadu@scribe.disroot.org 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fat and salt are the key ingredients in most fried food,

If we ignore the literal food being fried, yes

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 8 points 3 months ago

The food being fried is mostly carbs - that's the bread.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Homemade bread with just butter and salt is fucking awesome.

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[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 3 months ago (3 children)

It's a wartime / depression era food, not something you'd make by choice, typically

Cause bread was cheaper than say meat or cheese or what not

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

First appeared in an 1861 cookbook, target for this was sick people. Would be easy to keep down, carbs and fats to nourish more than just a broth.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ive had it a couple of times, for a laugh, while broke as a joke. Only just discovered that i didnt invent it though.

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[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago (5 children)

I dunno man when I was in the UK I had a shit ton of awesome food. Lots of fried fish, roasted meat, savory and sweet pies, sausages, breads, cheeses, not to mention the crossover and fusion food like Indian and South Asian.

[–] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (5 children)
[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The dairy and processed meats in the UK are fire!

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Don't knock it until you've been on rationed flour for several years

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[–] VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 3 months ago
[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)
[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

What even is jove

Edit: okay this one's complicated. It's like saying "holy shit" ("oh my god"), but you're Roman and saying "holy jupiter(the god)", but you're also English and it entered popular usage through Shakespeare, and you're also from before it became "by george"....Or something.... Tldr it's old Latin and jove=jupiter

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[–] yakko@feddit.uk 19 points 3 months ago (8 children)

It was invented for a "cheapest meal" competition if I recall. If someone really made this, the inside bread would be drowned in something with several insane flavours. Probably Branston pickle.

[–] Beacon@fedia.io 11 points 3 months ago

You're half right. Wiki says it's been around since at least Victorian times, but the modern version revival happened as you say

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich

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[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The Fat Duck, a restaurant with three Michelin stars, serves toast sandwich as a side dish.

So, you tell me.

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 29 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Your not improving the reputation of British food your just making the reputation of Michelin stars worse

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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This isn't typical cuisine, this reads much more extremely poor so all I have is bread and fortunately butter.

[–] MCTamTam@feddit.org 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago (6 children)

In my 5 decades of Britishness I've never ever heard of a toast sandwich. And for one and a half of those decades we were so poor that we sometimes had sugar sandwiches just so we wouldn't starve.

But, yeah, I'd give it a go. Hell, I may even have one today.

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[–] ptz@dubvee.org 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I saw "toast sandwich" on QI and, yes, I tried it. Added butter, salt, and pepper to the toast.

Was pretty good.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah ngl I tried this about a decade ago for shits and giggles

Given I wasn't expecting much, I was pleasantly surprised!

For Americans that aren't getting it, you know how hard shell tacos are good, but taco bell wraps it in a tortilla sometimes for a bit of decadence?

Toast is good, why doesn't it also deserve a jacket from time to time?

OTOH, I have better sandwich fillings than just more bread, so I've never done it since. Might as well make a club sandwich if I'm having that much bread

[–] aaaa@piefed.world 10 points 3 months ago

you know how hard shell tacos are good, but taco bell wraps it in a tortilla sometimes for a bit of decadence?

I just want you to know how much I enjoyed this comparison

[–] bananabird@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I feel like I’m the strange person for answering yes, I eat these now and again. I like to toast only the middle slice, and when it is done, butter salt and pepper both sides. The butter soaks in and softens the toasted slice up again, but it keeps a chew. Gives it a meaty texture that way.

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[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (6 children)

you guys remind me of a girl I used to work with who would always mock "white people food," except that to her that really just meant "poor white people food." It's not gourmet, but sometimes all you have is fucking bread.

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Yeah, it's filling and I would like to see you come up with better for £0.06 a meal.

Poverty food exists for a reason.

[–] mech@feddit.org 7 points 3 months ago (7 children)

I dare say potatoes are cheaper than bread.
And you can turn them into a more filling, more nutricious and better-tasting meal with nothing but salt and vegetable oil.

[–] realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip 6 points 3 months ago

Yeah but that would take effort.

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[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thought the food was a running joke for ages till I went and had some of their Fish and Chips at nice pub. Oh boy was I wrong! That and the curry will absolutely blow your mind.

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[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The only people who survived medieval England were those who could psychologically tolerate bland food.

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 8 points 3 months ago

Not even my dad ate this and he liked all sorts of crazy rationing-era foods he'd grown up with in the war.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (8 children)

Tikka Masala is pretty fuggin' good. And you lot did invent Worcestershire sauce. Oh, and your packaged snacks? Hugely better than the crap we get in the states. But you can have Mushy Peas.

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[–] BaraCoded@literature.cafe 7 points 3 months ago

Saddest and most redundant dish I have ever seen. My french soul is crying tears of cheese, ham, fresh lettuce, pickles, tomato, and mayo, or anything that would go into a sandwich while not being bread, really.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 7 points 3 months ago

A cracker tastes good when you're starving.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago

You people do know neither the Luftwaffe nor the Kriegsmarine are no longer immediate threats to the safety of the United Kingdom?

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