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Would you wanna get sued for hundreds of millions of dollars in damages and lose?

It's my oven and I'll put my head in it if I want to

Hell of a typo, but fair enough.

there's nothing inherently wrong with fascism

Can I ask what your definition of "fascism" is?

I can't get over the way that they cheered for that filibuster as if it accomplished anything

Apparently there's nothing special about 8 buffalos; any sentence that consists solely of the word buffalo repeated is grammatically correct. Also as an idiot on this subject I can confidently tell you that as long as you throw some lowercase buffalos in there nobody is going to notice.

"real life?" Sounds fake

I feel like I just read an SCP document

I sent in my application but I think it got bounced by an llm. I had heinous crimes and a show of force, even a few murders. But no! I get an email back about "hiring from within." Like what, do they promote their mooks to the executive level?

Wait, they promote their mooks to the executive level? Fuckin... Goodcorp doesn't do that. And they're good. It's in their name. That's, like, crazier than... Something that's crazy.

Hot take: all artifacts should be located in the most geopolitically stable area possible

Hotter take: un peacekeepers should protect world heritage sites with weapons-free orders

Issued by who?

I miss Antergos. I know Arch is still there. I know Manjaro exists. I miss Antergos.