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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 72 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If that sandwich is bland it's on you it clearly says to add butter, salt and pepper to taste.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago (6 children)

If you think you can make something not bland with just butter, salt and pepper, you may be a Brit.

Good butter ain't bland.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago

If you think butter is bland you may have broken tastebuds, or really shit butter. You know it's supposed to come from a cow?

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fat and salt are the key ingredients in most fried food, so it's basically deep fried bread.

[–] kadu@scribe.disroot.org 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fat and salt are the key ingredients in most fried food,

If we ignore the literal food being fried, yes

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 8 points 1 day ago

The food being fried is mostly carbs - that's the bread.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Homemade bread with just butter and salt is fucking awesome.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or a German to be honest. They eat just bread with butter. (no toast between!)

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, but their bread is good and rough. No idea how their butter is

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Not good enough for me to be willing to eat bread with just butter.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Ah, then you gotta get german bread with french or Irish butter. Maybe throw in a side of pomegranate and/or cheese. Great way to start your day

[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Literally any meat in a pan

[–] RecallMadness@lemmy.nz 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The crunch of the toast vs the softness of the bread. The saltiness and richness of the butter against the spice of the pepper.

It’s got contrast across two food metrics! Beats the shit out of PB&Js, and you don’t get peanut fragments stuck in your teeth.

It’s poverty food (for when butter didn’t cost $20/kg), but it’s not half bad.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Peanut butter is perfect and I'll die on that hill. My country's cheap combination of pulses and bread is much better than yours! That said you need unsweetened peanut butter and unsweetened bread, both of which can be difficult to find in the us