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[–] HereIAm@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

I can't find the original, but the old but classic image of this is something like this:

Hence the play on expectations in OP's meme.

[–] OldandBlue@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I don't get it : 100 meters is closer than 1000... πŸ‘€

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago
[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 75 points 2 days ago (3 children)

100 m = 100 meters = 0.1 kilometers. Miles is abbreviated mi, as in 100 mi. I'm disappointed in you, The Picard Maneuver. Your jokes, shitposts, and memes are usually so much better than this. Are you ok?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 56 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Thank you, lol. I didn't make this one, but in its defense, I read it as an anti-joke shitpost. I believe it's intentional.

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

anti-what? Is that like a negation on an actual joke and that turns it into a non-joke but you can still read off the joke from its remnants?

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago

basically. to make an anti joke you take the template of a normal joke and swap the punchline to something that isnt a punchline anymore

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

You're supposed to look at it and go "what a fool" except he isnt.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes, hats off to you. This one is a gem.

Thanks. I knew it wouldn't land for a lot of people. Anti-jokes don't usually play well, but I thought it was amusing.

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Dude's busy posting half the memes here daily, not surprising some things slip through the cracks

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[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 132 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The abbreviation for miles is 'mi', 'm' is meters so apparently the American here is smarter than you OP.

SMH

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Given that it's a shitpost I think the seeming incongruity is deliberate.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm so frustrated and confused

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 days ago

That's a bait!

[–] snowdriftissue@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Wow lemmings really cannot comprehend the concept of a shitpost. The neverending unironic us political posts in this community is annoying but this is just sad.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

Weird place to pull out a high horse to dramatically fall off.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 23 points 2 days ago

He's going so fast, he took the optimal racing line, this American is truly a professional racist.

[–] ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 46 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I'm confused and probably stupid, but...should the guy not be crawling 100 meters versus 1 km (1,000 meters)? What part of my brain has damage from being dropped as a child?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 38 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Yeah, it's just a shitpost with layers of irony and edits to the intended joke.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago

Less a shitpost and more a shit post

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I'm.... Not really getting it

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

It's an anti-joke playing on expectations. Like, you expect the joke to be that the guy is crawling the wrong way, or to be making fun of Americans not using the metric system, but it's been edited so that neither of those fit.

Screw you and you intelligent cyber-bullying!

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

It's pure brainrot, don't even bother. Just clowns jerking off to their own content

[–] hesh@quokk.au 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You're in the wrong community to be "getting" things

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The previous edit to this joke was the American man dying of thirst went to the right because 1<100 and as a math illiterate, he didn't check the units.

The original joke was the American man dying of thirst went straight between the two signs because he couldn't read.

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[–] blueeggsandyam@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I think the m is supposed to stand for miles. I guess the sign is in a desert between usa and canada

[–] butwhyishischinabook@piefed.social 11 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Wait that's the joke??? I've never seen "m" used for miles lol.

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[–] Hackworth@piefed.ca 11 points 2 days ago

Thank you. I've only ever seen "mi." for miles.

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[–] CombatWombatEsq@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (10 children)

We joke, but the metric conversion act of 1975 means that most Americans are more familiar with metric than we care to admit. It’s on most everything. Mostly, it’s the professional class β€” engineers who don’t want to learn to visually estimate in liters/second rather than gallons/second β€” who have resisted switching over, rather than Joe and Jane American.

I'm convinced that the majority of whinging about metric in the US is actually coming from old machine operators tucked away somewhere in the industrial sector who don't want to give up their old decimal inch Bridgeports and Shipleys, or have bosses who wouldn't buy them new machines anyway. Everything else stems from there, bubbling on up through the pipes as it does.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Well the US units are defined by their metric conversion these days, so technically you are just using metric with some weird factor slapped on.

So while the rest of the world uses meters with factors of 10, 1000, 1/100 etc., the US uses meters with factors like 3.280839895013123, 0.000621371192237, 39.37007874015748 etc.

[–] CombatWombatEsq@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Factors of 10 are overrated. Mebibtyes are objectively a better measure than megabytes.

[–] owsei@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

Yes, because you are sticking with the base that matters for the value. Stuff on computer is binary, so base 2, so factors of 2. Other stuff we use the most common base, 10.

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[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Took a minute to understand the 'm' means 'miles' not meters.

Kilomiles lul

[–] SpraynardKruger@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Thank you. I was looking at it thinking, "but 100m is only 10% of the other distance".

BTW for any curious non-muricans, miles is abbreviated "mi" so it doesn't get confused with meters. The only slight exception is when you are dealing with transportation, where none of the units are abbreviated properly:

  • miles per hour = "mph" (should be mi/hr)
  • miles per gallon = "mpg" (should be mi/gal)
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[–] Soulg@ani.social 4 points 2 days ago

Which is wrong, miles should be mi.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Excellent shitpost, I believe that's what it's called.

[–] s@piefed.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

100 m of water is more than 1 km of water

Yeah, but it has more salt than dasani

[–] gustofwind@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

That’s 1/10th of a kilomile

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

I thought this was about how the guy had his shirt tucked in.

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