My first thought, too. I was wondering if I have been storing my Goo Gone wrong.
I hate every ape I see from chimpan-A to chimpanzee.
Flaming Moe's is a banger!
A Great Chamber of Secrets, seems like a bad thing to open. Probably contains a Basilisk.
I am in the US. Cinnamon Toast Crunch is my absolute favorite followed by Cap'n Crunch Peanut Butter Crunch. I haven't has either in years and I'm not even sure they still make PB Crunch.
Yeah, I think I would take it. Although, it seems like some of life's joy would be lost because you would never get to experience that good that comes after feeling bad.
Also, thanks for the book recommendation. I loved the Moon is a Harsh Mistress, so I'll definitely give this one a chance.
It honestly sounds like a hemorrhoid. Try the preparation h cream, and if that doesn't work the suppositories. If it's hemorrhoids that should help with only a dose.
Long term, you should try to reduce the amount of red meats and other fatty meat. Add more fiber to your diet. Beans and other things like brown rice and lentils.
If you are not ready for that kind of adjustment, fiber powders can help to supplement the fiber in your diet.
Also, I'm not a doctor. If you continue to experience these problems please talk to your doctor.
Another alternative: Me coming home after a night with the mistress.
That's a Texas sized 10-4.
This just makes me think of the ending of the show Dinosaurs.
"This is Howard Handupme. Good night. Goodbye."