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[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 187 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Building the bunker where he's gonna shoot himself?

[–] HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip 89 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The Epstein commemorative suicide bunker

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[–] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 48 points 2 months ago (2 children)

How do we help fund this???

[–] imrighthere@lemmy.ca 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You're already paying for it all. With your money and your lives.

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Oh man I fucking wish

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[–] nulluser@lemmy.world 102 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

Plans to rebuild an underground shelter that could once again provide protection for key White House officials

So, what I'm reading is that they're currently unprotected.

[–] zib@lemmy.world 57 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And they apparently expect to need that protection.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure there's been a presidential bunker since like 1945.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago

If I remember correctly, it was demolished along with the wing above it in order to build his "ballroom". Now they're rebuilding it.

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The original bunker is packed floor-to-ceiling with Epstein Files, gotta build a new one in case the villagers show up with their torches and pitchforks.

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 62 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm sure the white house has several secret installations, and this will be the dumbest one.

[–] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] RustyShackleford@piefed.social 18 points 2 months ago

It’s also going to smell the worst.

[–] reddig33@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

There will be big gold script lettering on it that says “𝒮ℯ𝒸𝓇ℯ𝓉 ℐ𝓃𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓁𝓁𝒶𝓉𝒾ℴ𝓃”.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 2 months ago

Honestly given how long it's been standing (lmao thanks Canada, come over for another BBQ some time pls) and given some of the administrations, I'm certain there are secret things that nobody alive remembers.

This will certainly be the dumbest one where the most child rapists seek shelter.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 50 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Top Secret = I found out about it browsing Lemmy.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

Top secret = exactly where the last one was

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

Honestly, are you surprised that this administration can’t keep a secret?

[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's either Lemmy or War Thunder forums

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

War Thunder will have the blueprints.

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[–] SGGeorwell@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago

Führerbunker

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Stocked with 1 luger and a single bullet?

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn't trust him not to miss tbh

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[–] Drusas@fedia.io 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Trump also reportedly used the bunker during the 2020 George Floyd protests.

lol, coward

[–] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

He claims he was just "inspecting" it.

Everyone else knows he probably pissed his diaper.

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 18 points 2 months ago

The real pedo dungeon, unlike the fictitious one under the pizza parlor.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Vault Tec bullshit for the nuclear war he intends to create. Though the people saying its an epstein cave are probably onto something. Maybe he's planning to make Maxwell the head of the Pedophilia Czar.

[–] saimen@feddit.org 18 points 2 months ago

Führerbunker?

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If he's really building a nuclear bunker, then it's pretty much a confirmation that he'll not be leaving office in 2028.

It'll not be finished before 2027. There's no way he's building a bunker to potentially use within a maximum time frame of 2 years.

Not to mention it's another sign that his administration is preparing for a war involving nuclear weapons. Which nobody but the USA is capable of igniting. So, yeah... Great times ahead.

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[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Top secret? Then why are we reading about it? (I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this floating around a few weeks now)

[–] partofthevoice@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

There’s an investigative video on YouTube somewhere, with a girl going over the contractors there and their many connections to building data centers. Other oddities too, but the leading idea there is: it’s a data center.

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 15 points 2 months ago

You know what with this administration I can completely believe that this was supposed to be top secret.

[–] cecilkorik@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do any of bunker doors also lock from the outside? Asking for a friend.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Most of them will if you're fast enough with a welder.

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[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Where da pizzagate people at?

[–] discocactus@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

"highly controversial"

Oh, FFS. 🙄

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Epstein goon cave?

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago

A nice bunker for him and Eva.

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago

I know what that is.

It's just a bunker where he will eventually blow his own brains out.

We've seen this story unfold before.

[–] matlag@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I can't but think about that movie where a guy sells his house, but he actually built a secret apartment underground with access to the house and he creeps around.

Maybe that's Trump's plan: a secret house under the WH where he can live and hide with access to the WH because no matter what happens: it should be HIS!

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[–] blattrules@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Is it a trophy room where he’s going to put the trophies he’s taken from other people?

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I saw a compelling theory that it's a data center

[–] FrederikNJS@piefed.zip 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I saw this YouTube video recently that puts out a bit of evidence that it's not a ballroom, but instead a datacenter:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VbJ4ilDvGyc

To me at least, all the clues match perfectly.

[–] heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 months ago

Meh, between the billionaire tech bros and the NSA, there's absolutely no point in building a data center there.

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[–] green_red_black@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The bunker was originally the West Wing. But that is being made into a temple for the Orange Demon so a new bunker is needed (until a second temple is decided that is)

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[–] hector@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This guy seems to think he's going to be around for longer than 3 more years. Old man time seems bound to veto that if the constitution's plain language amendment is dishonored, which would be a stretch even for them.

They could go prez as vp then have the prez stand down or something stupid like that. Prez will be so far gone mentally the party will be able to run the joint, as they are now but moreso.

Yeah ok buddy, build a dance hall and underground bunker, as you fall asleep at televised meetings and lose your mind.

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