Skill issue

It's flavored

LET HER COOK

“Making it a crime to criticize Israel should be obvious. What we really need to do is make it illegal to criticize a guy for covering up sexual abuse while acting as the assistant coach for Ohio State’s wrestling team from 1987 to 1995.”

Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH)

The onion is incredible

My first subreddit to get banned was one dedicated to pointing out obvious ad campaigns.

What if I were a dirty hobo philosopher who shows up unexpected in like 20 years?

He referenced a developer in a blog post who has some problematic "old school tech" ideas. When people told him to add a trigger warning to his blog post he told them to shove it up their ass. Then reddit did a reddit and tried to cancel him.

Tldr no

And don't start in the morning or you'll lose your whole day

I always tell them $750k cash, non sequential bills, come alone, no cops. And if they say that's too much, relentlessly mock them for being poor until they hang up.

Nohio

You don't need a navbar if you switch to gesture controls

This isn't a great argument. A majority of highway interchanges in city limits have actually displaced people.