All about ego. He has nothing else except to be the biggest bully he can be.
this post was submitted on 13 Jan 2026
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It's his emotional support island.
Yeah, because the previous one is non-functional nowadays
My psychiatrist gave me a prescription for an emotional support Greenland, legally you aren’t even allowed to ask me about it other than if it’s an emotional support Greenland, which it is.
Trump also told the Times that he isn’t opposed to using nuclear force if he “needed it” to take over the Arctic island but that “it might upset NATO,"
Ummm... what? Did the media just sane wash this headline? Trump is ok with nuking his way into owning Greenland and we're just all ok with that?
That's still pretty batshit for a statement that's been sane-washed.
Dudes will invade greenland before they talk to a therapist
Emotional support country
Google trends are about to take off for this one
He is therapist.
I missed a space.
He is a certified psychotherapist.
*He is the rapist.
Correct.
I think the thing people didn't put together in 2016 his "grab them by the pussy" comment was about children in his beauty pageants.
understandable. i hear someone use the word pussy and my mind doesnt go right to little girls
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Honestly a little impressed he's able to use the word 'psychologically'. That's a lot of syllables.
Somebody ought to sit him down and explain the Mercator projection to him.
Seeing him hang from the neck is psychologically important to me, but I guess we can't always get what we want.
Honestly, as long as we leave him up, I'm willing to settle for any body part.
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Emotional support colonialism
Is there another kind?
Can someone please just teach him how to play those Paradox map games
That's honestly the best reason he has given for it so far.
This might be the only true thing he's ever said.
I understand he is trying to destroy America, but this would make it nearly instant.
Nah, the US is well-accustomed to handling that sort of thing, done it dozens of times already. What is different is that now it's imperialistic violence against a purported ally, a NATO country. If he invades, this will certainly have knock-on effects later, and I hope it leads to the destruction of the US as a global power eventually - that would be at least one silver lining.
It's similar to how his admin is using the genocidal violence usually designated for poor global south countries, at home, on US citizens. Same tactics, different targets.
"I have a limp dick and can't fuck kids anymore, I need emotional support."
Do we have any evidence that he's stopped?
Seriously, can't enact his power fantasies on children anymore so somehow he convinced a significant amount of Americans to let him abuse the world as a president instead.
At least he is honest...
Why won't France and the UK state they'd nuke him back if he tried? They're NATO countries too and need to stand by in solidarity with an ally being attacked. Letting the orange Hitler do as he pleases will only embolden him to go after them later.
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What's important for him psychologically, and the whole damn world, is that he takes his meds.
I emailed my senators and my rep to tell them to do fucking SOMETHING about this sabre rattling. Write up some fucking legislation saying that the US cannot invade NATO nations, at the fucking minimum.
Will they listen? Take three guesses, first two don't count.
Psycho for sure but totally illogical
The desolate landscape and freezing temperatures reminds him of his wife’s feelings towards him
The tiny handed orange toddler "I WANT IT. I WANTS IT!!! WAHHHH. GIVE ME. WAHHH"
Then goes off to think about all those little children he raped with his bestie Jeffery Epstein.
Would not be the first time that the USA dropped nuclear bombs on Greenland
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1968_Thule_Air_Base_B-52_crash
Although last time they covered it up and caused many workers to die later on due to nuclear exposure
Uhhh....the coverup worked. I'm 42, and this is the first I've ever heard that we nuked Greenland. I feel like that SHOULD be common knowledge, but I'm willing to bet if I ask 100 random people, 0 will think I'm telling the truth if I told them we've nuked Greenland before.
I mean, it’s not accurate to say we nuked them, as no nuclear detonation occurred. We did contaminate the area with radiation and likely harmed the Danish workers assisting in the cleanup.
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