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Rita was a smart, good looking young woman. Unfortunately, she was not blessed with money and to afford her university tutition, she had to start working at the local brothel.

One afternoon the police raided the brothel. While they were checking up the house and talking to the brothel mother, the policement made all the girls line up out side the brothel, so everybody in town could see who was working there.

Unfortunately for Rita, her grandma was on her afternoon walk, whe she was lining up. Her grandma did not know Rita, had been working as a sex worker.

To Rita's dismay her grandma come over to her and asked what she was doing and what she was lining up for. Not wanting her pour grandmother zo know what her job was, Rita decided to lie to her grandma as she was sure she'd die of shock if she knew the truth and told her she was lining up to get free oranges. The grandma was delighted and said she also loves oragens and thus would stay in line with Rita.

Soon the check up on the brothel was done and the officers moved to check on the girls. They walked past of them with not a single second glance. That is until they came to Rita's grandma. One officer could not hide his surprise and couriousness and had to ask her:

"Are you not a little bit too old to be standing here?"

Rita's grandma replied: "No, sir. I love em. I take off my theeth like this, and them suck em dry. I can't help but love their juice".

Frage: Wieso wird / kann die AFD nicht verboten werden?

RamaLauw They'r on shorts, reels and tiktok and do very fun and somewhat cringe commercials about things that are normalize but shouldn't be.

Nathan_ing is also on tiktok and shorts and they poke fun at alpha bros and promote equality with their duets.

If you speak german and are on tiktok I'd also recommend cecinha.030, she does this character where she acts like a toxic alpha bro but as a woman.

Gloria from Madagascar.

*Swiss-french.

We optimized French like we optimized German.

Das traurige ist, dass macht ihn bei seine Wähler nur sympathischer.

Septante, huitante et nonante

I live in a supper conservative, traditionalist and patriotic country... I've worked in different corperations from small to big and most people have been racists conservative at worst and reactionary centrists at best.

At work I'm often considered a mood kill as I often can't take it and have trough in a sarcastic remark that breaks their minds a little bit so they move on from their distastefull discussion.

In my free time I mostly hang out with people that are leftist as well and I also enjoy going to leftist political marches and activities.

You know that nuclear fussion is not there yet and will probably not be there yet in about a century? In the 1980 they said we will be there in the 1990. In the 1990 they said it will in the 2000... and in 2026 they say it is possible but not with the materials we currently have so let's see in about 10 or 20 years again. And than they will need once again another 10-20 years and again and again... guess what even if by some sort of miracle they succeded tomorrow. It would be already to late to create the infrastructrure and keep the plants running to have an impact on climate change.

Genshin x Odyssey... I was about to write would be fun seeing someone trying to get home while facing the gods of Tyevat... Than I remembered: 'hey, that's just the plot of Genshin!' I guess I wouldn't mind pulling for Odysrus as special 5 star.

He didn't believe hard enough☠️

When you can't be yourself around them without feeling judged by them.