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Trump also told the Times that he isn’t opposed to using nuclear force if he “needed it” to take over the Arctic island but that “it might upset NATO," since the island is a self-governing territory of NATO member country Denmark.

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 31 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] mirshafie@europe.pub 2 points 16 hours ago

He is a certified psychotherapist.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

*He is the rapist.

Correct.

I think the thing people didn't put together in 2016 his "grab them by the pussy" comment was about children in his beauty pageants.

[–] cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

understandable. i hear someone use the word pussy and my mind doesnt go right to little girls

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think between that and stormy daniels people didn't clock exactly how fucked up Trump was.

[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait, is there something especially fucked up about his affair with Stormy Daniels beyond run-of-the-mill adultery and prostitution?

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Just that it was far more tame than the rest of his allegations.

[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

No, it wasn't. It was during an interview with an Access Hollywood reporter as he was preparing for his guest appearance on the soap opera Days of Our Lives. He was joking about Arianne Zucker, an actress that he was about to meet.

Still disgusting and inexcusable language.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

"Them" is clearly referring to a general attitude toward women and girls here but people clocked it as about adults for exactly the reason you mentioned but its clear in the wider context of trump he meant far more than that.

[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Ah, I see. I had interpreted your original comment in the narrower context of the quote, but I see what you mean.