But then you realize what you ordered isn't self-stick and you are disappoint.
this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2026
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Then you realize that you can now use those double barrel self mix tubes of epoxy so the eyes will never come off.
Well I'm off to the louvre
Goddamn. Easy, Satan.
What, pray tell, is satanic about permanent googly eyes?
You get enough of them, and it even becomes a biblically accurate angel, not satanic in the slightest.
Biblically accurate Moaning Lisa is coming soon! Also it's to protest oil or whatever.
Sneak in a little piezo speaker for some lofi porno noises?
Soft cricket chirp every 1486.52 seconds.
Username checks out, lol
Damn, I've made the same mistake 😄
Same :(
Too good for superglue?
Depends on what I'm sticking the googly eyes to.
When I had a housewarming party, I put a bunch of googly eyes in a bowl and instructed everyone to become googly eye terrorists in my new house.
It was really fun, and a great surprise to find all my eggs googly-eyed with pieces of paper with pleas for help written on them.
Still finding them to this day.
Vandal-eyes!
Ah.
Eyes up here --> 👀
👀 <-- and there
Now I’m convinced there should be a “My eyes are down here” shirt with googly eyes at titty level. Probably already exists but I’m too lazy to look it up.
Another one that might already exist: "My tits are down here." With a picture of tits on the T-shirt.
I've seen a hat with my tits are down here on it before, it was relieving to have written consent to look.
These would be good for dead ICE agent bodies.
Sometimes self care means bulk ordering googly eyes with the intent of teaching the next generation the joy of vandalism
I got gigantic ones and then stuck them on the toilet cistern. To quote a friend "i hate how it keeps making eye contact when i piss in it"
I once ordered a box of different sizes. Comes handy, occasionally.
I really need to do this. Will be a fun day at work.
It's too bad they don't sell them as stickers . Like on a sheet.
They do, but I've found those difficult to carry and you lose then when the sheet buckles.
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Finally, something I can get on board with!
Earthquake detection kit.
On a serious note, my issue with these is that they're plastic and when they eventually fall off they'll become litter.
Waymond? Is that you?
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