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Yessss go vegan 🌱
Ohhh so that’s why I was told I’ll never be able to retire, because I can’t afford a car! Makes sense now
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Me: iPhone, charge like normal I have work tomorrow, like normal. iPhone: haha f you 69
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I needed that battery power…
Alt text lol
Dying implies this is happening passively… they are being killed
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Oh Siri. Please stop shouting at me. No siri no, no
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Ask Siri to turn the lights off at bedtime and inexplicably she’s at full volume. Then this aaahaha
Guess we should all eat increasingly less beef then
I know this is sarcastic but I can’t help read it in my literal bosses voice, who didn’t give us Christmas bonuses but did fix the sail on his yacht immediately after a storm for like £20k or some bs
That is a baked potato
And this is why I’m not having kids lol imagine subjecting new people to this shit
Yes, and I waited until this came up a second time to write this lol
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LSNLDN
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This is interesting to me as a complete outsider to these elections, but having known ‘coconut’ to be used as a slur against non-white ethnicities who act the same as the average white oppressors of history despite us presuming them to know better. Coconut ie 🥥 brown on the outside white on the inside…. This is something mentioned a bunch in the recent uk elections especially with the whole Palestine situation happening
Clearly this is a different reference judging from other comments here but thought it was interesting. Don’t suppose they’re trying to reclaim the word before it’s used against them.