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[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

a bukkake is crazy

also shouldn't it be nobody "came"? it'd be more funnier (incorrect grammar intended)

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 171 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 22 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Now fix it so POV is used correctly

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It is correct. They are looking at their sister.

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[–] maniel@sopuli.xyz 215 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 58 points 4 days ago (1 children)

A painful missed opportunity.

[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ngl I thought dodging the obvious punchline was the punchline

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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

we don't know that. They may have blasted rope at some other bukakke party.

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 163 points 4 days ago (5 children)

You can’t say “bukkake” on the internet now?

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 78 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (25 children)

I think it's funny, because bukkake is just a noun, kind of meaning to splash or pour something over something else. There are even dishes called bukkake, e.g. bukkake soba. But since in the anglosphere it pretty much exclusively refers to the sexual act, that just has a very different connotation.

[–] Pechente@feddit.org 61 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

I mean that‘s always the issue with this dumb auto swear / dirty word detection. It is simply not context aware.

Recently in a game of Hell Let Loose, someone wrote in chat that he needs hearing aids while playing and the game automatically censored „aids“ because of „get aids!“ and whatever shit someone might say in a shooter.

This auto-censoring is particularly outrageous in a shooter where you can literally see people being torn to shreds by explosions.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 days ago

No swears allowed on the Deus Vult Youth Group Christian server!

I still can't believe those kinds of servers exist, but they do.

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[–] slappyfuck@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The self censorship is really disheartening. I read a defense of it that I considered thoughtful, but I truly hate it. I don’t know what we should do about it. Mass resistance?

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Only thing I can think is stop using platforms that demand it.

But we’re in such a minority sadly :(

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bukkake.

Still seems to work on my end.

Hey-oh.

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[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 27 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'm too lazy to remake this meme because of censorship. Unfortunately, this is how memes are trending thanks to AI and algorithms

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah it was less a judgement on you and more on the AI and algorithms :).

I miss the ole internet

[–] Zidane@lemmy.ca 23 points 3 days ago

Be the change you want to see. On my phone so it's shit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 57 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

The fuck's the point of getting bukkaked if you're gonna wear a hairnet and goggles?

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 101 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

It's required PPE in the state of California for all orgies. Safety first.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The irony is that the shower cap & goggles cause cancer in the state of California, so we just can't win over here.

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

It's really weird how its only on California. Someone should look into that

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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 21 points 3 days ago (6 children)

I'm no fancy bukkake expert, but I'd wager cleaning is easier and less risk of eye infection.

I'm no fancy bukkake expert

Yeah, sure, @Diddlydee@feddit.uk

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[–] tomiant@piefed.social 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Goggles? Shower cap? TISSUES???

What kind of podunk bukkake is this?! No wonder no one showed up.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

tbf, some people have sensitivity issues and are grossed out by cum on hair/eyes, they are still allowed horny and covered in cum if they want to

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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 41 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I can tell this is fake because "man passes up opportunity for free, consensual sexual act" is so far beyond fiction it's not even funny.

Although that does sound like an Onion article title.

[–] UntimedDiffusion@piefed.zip 54 points 4 days ago (5 children)

I can think of several men I know, including myself, who would not want to attend a bukkake

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 40 points 4 days ago
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, I'm entirely capable of standing around and jerking off on my own, without driving across town, without having to interact with the kind of people that would show up to an impromptu bukkake party.

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[–] harmbugler@piefed.social 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

From a misspent youth, I can tell you that many people, even straight men, ghost sex parties/moresomes, even with attractive cis women, even after paying a deposit in advance.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

By "misspent", are you referring to those deposits?

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago
[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 26 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Does it count if there are goggles involved?

Not kink shaming but definitions matter damn it.

Does it count if there are goggles involved?

Always use protection.

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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Now give your sister a hug, and tell her you love her

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

Then cum on her face to make her feel seen.

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Idk what the original context of the image was supposed to be but I don't even care tbh. 😂

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