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The fuck's the point of getting bukkaked if you're gonna wear a hairnet and goggles?
It's required PPE in the state of California for all orgies. Safety first.
The irony is that the shower cap & goggles cause cancer in the state of California, so we just can't win over here.
It's really weird how its only on California. Someone should look into that
I wonder how many references I am missing daily.
I've watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and then started seeing references to it everywhere.
I read 1984, and then started seeing references to it everywhere.
I watched Idiocracy, and then started seeing references to it everywhere.
I switched to Arch, and then started seeing references to it everywhere, btw.
etc...
And it doesn't stop. This has to mean I still keep missing many. I'd probably scroll past this comment if I didn't see that label on some Adata drive, since they don't seem to be that common in EU.
I'm no fancy bukkake expert, but I'd wager cleaning is easier and less risk of eye infection.
Yeah, sure, @Diddlydee@feddit.uk
Goggles seem valid, but hair? Should rinse right out.
Only with cold water. Semen has a lot of protein in it, which means it will curdle and harden like scrambled eggs when it gets hot. Lots of women make the mistake of trying to use hot water, (because hot water cleans better, right?) but that has it immediately gumming up and getting sticky before they can even get the shampoo lathered.
Also, try Conditioner, not shampoo to get “proteins” out of hair.
it works on horse semen, don't see why it wouldn't work on people.
Why do you need to get your semen out of horse semen?