Demons are just angels working in a different department at a remote worksite, they all answer to the same dude.

A man says to his doctor, "I'm a tepee I'm a wigwam, I'm a tepee I'm a wigwam, I'm a tepee I'm a wigwam!"

"Relax!" says the doctor, "You're two tents!"

I'm taking that as tacit agreement that your god is an egomaniacal sadist but you don't mind cuz it's old, just fyi

Perpetuate - "make something continue indefinitely"

So we perpetuate it, but who created it? Who made us with the ability to perpetuate evil? Who decided what is and isn't evil? Why do only give god credit for the good stuff when you believe it made everything in the universe? You have to count the bad stuff too or it's not really god.

Geemany, is that where the cricket got his name?

They're allowed to do whatever their shareholders let them get away with.

All research and successful drug policy SHOWS that treatment should be increased! And law enforcement decreased while abolishing Mandatory Minimum Sentences!

You mean the fruit that I just saw an article about because climate change is ruining it's lifecycle? I doubt.

Don't forget the ancestral dirt, can't sleep without that.

If you listen to him talk about any subject, not just politics, it's very clear his idea of the world hasn't changed a single nanometer since he was prepubescent.

It's "Moops"

Is there a Part Two with a punchline?