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I can tell this is fake because "man passes up opportunity for free, consensual sexual act" is so far beyond fiction it's not even funny.
Although that does sound like an Onion article title.
I can think of several men I know, including myself, who would not want to attend a bukkake
Cowards
Yeah, I'm entirely capable of standing around and jerking off on my own, without driving across town, without having to interact with the kind of people that would show up to an impromptu bukkake party.
Sounds like you want to plan yours out then. If you do so at your own home, we’ve solved most of your hurdles here!
I mean, I would consider going to (or organizing) a planned sex party or something like that, but the problem for me here is mostly that it's just bukkake.
If the uh, the set of activities were a bit more diverse, or interesting, maybe me sitting around and not doing any work, like a lipstick party... or any number of things that actually require, or are considerably more enjoyable with another person or multiple people...
That'd be more appealing.
That, and, frankly, I kind of just find the idea of a bukkake scene inherently demeaning to women... or I gueas just any uh, subject, regardless of sex/gender.
Sure, probably some ladies are into that, some guys are into that, etc.
Just gives me bad vibes, don't like the idea of treating someone's face as a collective group cum dumpster, even if its consensual, just feels gross to me.
Further, you'd need to vet the participants, screen/background check them generally, also screen for STIs/STDs, etc.
Oh come on
No I will not be coming on, that's the point
Afraid seeing other dicks might awaken something in you?
No
From a misspent youth, I can tell you that many people, even straight men, ghost sex parties/moresomes, even with attractive cis women, even after paying a deposit in advance.
By "misspent", are you referring to those deposits?
oh ho! hee hee! ha ha!
But seriously folks...
I would pay on the door to avoid exactly this. Im one to dip if the scene isn't my bag, but I would at least make the effort to turn up.
Well you're wrong on both counts, so at least you're consistent.
You may also be taking it far too seriously. I certainly wasn't. It's a ahitpost, not a documentary.