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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 118 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This is also partially due to more cells in the garlic being crushed and the intracellular compounds reacting with things on the outside.

[–] Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 41 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Vegetables are trying to kill us so we won't eat them

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 47 points 2 weeks ago

Eat them raw and you can taste their screams

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Or are they trying to be so delicious that we cultivate, spread, and ultimately keep their species alive?

[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No, they were trying to kill all the mammals but failed successfully because naked apes love mildly toxic substances for some reason and started mass reproducing them instead.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 19 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Humans prefer pain to boredom, on average. I remember reading about a study where subjects were left alone in a room with a button that shocks themselves (they were warned what it does) and they would eventually shock themselves just because there's nothing else in the room.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe I should get a self-shocking device.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 7 points 2 weeks ago

Make sure it has a flared base. Just in case.

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[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

It's also important to note that allicin breaks down with time, acid, or the application of heat.

Another note here, it takes time for the allicin to form. So your maximum flavor is about 10-15 minutes after crushing the garlic. After that, you start losing flavor.

That said, allicin is only one of many flavors. And different preparations can highlight those flavors. A rich tomato sauce that has simmered for hours is elevated with garlic, but fresh garlic is a waste. Use jarred or even powdered (soaked in room temp water for a few minutes first) and it will taste much the same.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Food science is probably my favorite science

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It is the tastiest science. Now, I have not personally tested that statement for every science, but I have licked a lot of things over the years.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Licking things to see how they taste is the essence of science.

[–] 3laws@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

~~Girl Boy~~ Scientist dinner

Scientist dinner

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[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 72 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

This reminds me of the time we went to SanFran for a conference and 30 of us all went to the Stinking Rose (a notorious garlic overload restaurant) for dinner then all took the same red eye back home.

The smell on that plane was causing complaints from passengers.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago

You just brightened my day. That was one of my favorite restaurants in LA until it closed, and now I'll have another chance next time I go north!

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Did they know it was you? Or did you sheepingly pretend to also be annoyed at the smell

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They didn't know who exactly, but it was literally 30 out of 150 so VERY INTENSE and pervasive. You can't localize it.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

"Oh god, honey, you would not believe. The plane smelled like 30 people farted all at once!"

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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 2 weeks ago

Obviously this is proof that garlic can sense your aggression and react with anger.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 37 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Fuck zodiac signs, what type of garlic are you?

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 9 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

3! This is my default garlic.

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[–] django@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 2 weeks ago (12 children)

So how do you eat 1️⃣? Just swallow it whole?

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

Roasted bulb - squeeze on crusty bread. (Or just squirt in face)

Sliced - pan fried and pasta

Diced - chimmichuri

Puréed - snort uncut, or soup.

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[–] crawancon@piefed.social 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Oh, it's amazing. Get a head of garlic and rub off all the exterior papery stuff (but not the skin of the individual cloves. Some people also cut the pointy tips off. Drizzle with olive oil and sprinkle with salt and pepper. Roast until soft. Get some nice bread, warm bread. Pull off a clove, hold it by the bottom and squeeze it like toothpaste onto a slice of bread. Enjoy the most wonderful garlic bread variant.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can also make black garlic, and it becomes fairly sweet

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_garlic

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[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Mush it with Butter.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago

I prefer chewing it till it becomes something between #3 and #4

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[–] petersr@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I am not really sure if it is due to surface area directly, but more with the number of garlic cells being crushed, causing the potent component to be released in defense.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago

You also need to cook 2,3 in this state, or you just crush all the cells in your mouth and end up with 4.

[–] flora_explora@beehaw.org 14 points 2 weeks ago

A friend of mine (from Palestine) taught me another trick with garlic: mince the garlic, then generously sprinkle it with coriander powder and mash it all together with a fork. Add to a dish (like a sauce or a stew) when it's already mostly cooked, just at the end. It has a pretty intense flavor and is really yummy.

[–] Maturin@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

Increased surface area is not the reason for this. Cutting the garlic breaks some of the cells and it releases chemicals that react with each other create the "hotter" taste. The more you cut it before cooking the more of the chemicals are released. https://www.thegarlicfarm.co.uk/blogs/news/cooking-with-garlic-1

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

This is why it's smart to use a blend. People ask why I have both powedered and granualted garlic and it's because the size of the grain affects the taste and to get the best taste, it's a good idea to use all 3: Fresh garlic cut the way you want, powder and granulated. It's so much more robust than just using only 1.

It's also why powdered sugar is a better topping (like for strawberries) than granulated sugar.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I have to agree and think this is really underappreciated. People hypercorrected from "powdered garlic is a terrible substitute for fresh garlic" to "you should only ever use fresh garlic". They taste different and sometimes you will benefit from using powdered or granulated.

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[–] Isolde@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Proof! Except the results have almost nothing to do with surface area and everything with chemical reactions and compositions. :D

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Hot" is a strange way to describe something without capsaicin. I'd go with sharp, or maybe at a stretch I could possibly see spicy.

[–] newtraditionalists@beehaw.org 9 points 2 weeks ago

Ive seen "piquant" used to refer to this kind of heat. Like what horseradish brings.

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Keeping an aquarium teaches you this, also, especially saltwater.

[–] KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why are you keeping garlic in an aquarium? They're terrestrial pets.

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You put garlic in an aquarium? Is this to stop the vampire fish

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