Less "corporate punk" more "Jeff Bezos is forcing us to install anti-homeless spikes on our clothing"
this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2025
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Nothing says 'punk' like an Amazon logo unironically embroidered onto your jacket
Even ignoring the incompatability of corpo-punk this is still an atrocious fit
This is what I mean when I say punk is only an aesthetic
Nah, punk is an ethos, it never died, and the "punk" aesthetic has little to do with punk. For example Ms Rachel is punk as fuck, whereas this clown is just corporate.
But we're saying the same thing I bet.
punk is an ethos
+1
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do ya think he paid extra for those holes in his pants /boomer
Absolutely
Guy like that has never worn out a pair of jeans in his life
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i hate it but he looks so damn pleased with himself i just can't be mad at him. i really hate it a lot though
Ah yes, raging against one’s own machine. Next you be stealing copper from the DC guys just to get your cube mates a Keurig.
Also, why is his beard packed with chow mein from Panda Express?
I'm into punk bands like "Amazon Hourly Worker Stuck In The Wage Cage", you probably don't know of them.
What the actual fuck is that facial expression supposed to be?
Compare that performative poser dickhead to the actual Punkest guy on Earth:
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https://hexbear.net/post/7061522
:corporate-punk: has legs. It'd make a nice insult emoji for radlibs and tech goobers.
Its crazy we made all this shit up and it sucks so bad that this happened.
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I'm usually a "wear whatever you want at any age" person, but the letterman jacket is one of those articles that has an expiration date
Holy fuck this is embarrassing
comm request c/punchableexecutives
Who the god damn fuck is this? @GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net you need to weigh in here this is despicable. An affront to everything sacred
Also why the ass pic there's nothing goin on back there
It's bad folks. Even minus the Amazon logos, who spikes a letterman jacket? And what is in his beard?
He asked AI to design a punk outfit.
I'm only half joking and there's a really high chance he actually did.
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Fashion terrorism
/c/slop surely
Holding the phone like a senior citizen isn't helping
Bad fit. Idk what makes this corpo-punk other than the fucking logos. When I think corpo-punk or business goth, I'm imaging a distressed or modded suit/tie thing, not a varsity jacket.
Impressive. Very nice. Now lets see Paul Allens fit 
Tech bros need to be culled
I'm willing to bet my christmas budget this dude didn't do more than 20 minutes of manual labor to get this fit together. He either paid someone else, or bought it all pre-made.
Kojima-ass name
Hard Bossman
When i said "bald beard is a look" this isn't what i meant
I know that's not metal shop because the patches aren't made of fire-resistant material, and are sown on the inside, which is fucking bad because if a spark gets caught in-between the interior and exterior, that's how you catch your pants on fire. Not OSHA approved.
corporate BDSM would be more appropriate
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