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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 204 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The Lesser Atlantic Garbage patch

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 126 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 weeks ago

That's the Great Atlantic Garbage patch

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

angry Mermaid noises

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 122 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

SeriouslyRegretFindingland

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[–] gray@lemmy.ml 67 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] finley@lemmy.zip 34 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Atlantis, Georgia

Come on, it was right there

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[–] Zikeji@programming.dev 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I was wondering why it was extra cold today. Makes sense now, thanks!

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[–] b_tr3e@feddit.org 60 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Easy. It's Atlantis. Not only Americans would fail here, also ancient Greeks because they located Atlantis somewhere in the Aegean sea where an undersea quake sunk a couple of islands. Claiming Atlantis was lost and can't be found, of course, is cheap. It takes the illuminated mind of a trained alchemist to see the truth behind the blindwork of the temple knights and the dark forces of the Vatican.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Americans might do better on average at Ancient Greek geography than Ancient Greeks would at American geography, but it’d be close.

[–] FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works 56 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Lemuria? It's gotta be Lemuria, right?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 20 points 2 weeks ago

oh shit thats good i was thinking gregsland

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's the Medditerain't, right there.

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[–] this@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Its the 1% here that scares me.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 34 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The land of Atlantis has been found!

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[–] early_riser@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Duh that's Atlantis, obviously.

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 27 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

is that the floating trash island we formed from dumping plastic into the oceon

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 19 points 2 weeks ago

No, you're talking about UK

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

It's the Euro-wan aka: 欧湾

Mainland Europe has always claimed it as the inseperable(不可分割)part of the European Union, meanwhile, the ruling government of Euro-wan, the Union of Europe, insists its a separate independent country. Some residents of Euro-wan are trying to rename the country into Republic of Euro-wan

If you ask me, is it a country?

Sorry I don't want to hurt the feelings of the 400 Million+ Mainland Europeans. No comment.

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[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 24 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Okay but what is that country really? It's obviously not real, but where is the shape from? Is it just made up, is it another country (I wouldn't know which one) or is it the shape of some fictional place?

[–] baronofclubs@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It looks like Antarctica to me, but I'm too lazy to check.

[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I thought so too, but Antarctica has that big arm which isn't present here

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[–] bonn2@lemmy.zip 22 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] glnpf148@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

2 Spain 2 Furious

Spain Tokyo Madrift

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[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 22 points 2 weeks ago

Greater Portugal

[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My Swedish brain instantly thought that that is obviously Iceland

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Don't worry, it's pretty common to confuse it with Southern Iceland

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

don't overfeed your canaries guys

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

Ah yes, Pirezia...

Context: In Hungary, a group of people started to interview people of the street about their geography knowledge, and it involved the fictional country, "Pirezia". It also became a meme.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The approximate location where we should drop all the billionaires without floaties.

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[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A new island? The Dutch must be stopped at all cost.

[–] FlembleFabber@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 17 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Is that that floating plastic island?

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[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 21 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
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[–] turnipjs@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] reptar@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Sabin10@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

I suspect the number would be a little lower. Do not underestimate how many confidently incorrect idiots there are out there.

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 weeks ago

"it's mine now" - england

[–] EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

When the fuck did France float into the Atlantic?

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Gigatenerife

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 weeks ago

It's probably not Listenbourg.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's North Canary Island. It's not on many maps because it formed recently from a submerged volcano. Maybe you remember hearing about that a few years ago?

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