this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2025
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 275 points 4 days ago (6 children)

I don’t feel smug because I left Reddit. I feel sad that it turned into a vapid, sterile mockery of itself and I stopped having fun there. I like fun places. And I lost one.

[–] big_slap@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago (26 children)

same. only a matter of time till it happens here too

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 47 points 4 days ago (3 children)

The differences is that you have the power to make a new community or Lemmy site with blackjack and hookers. (Piefed is kind of like that for people unhappy with the Lemmy software or developers.)

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Kind of. I don't think the Internet will ever return to the heyday of Reddit.

Once governments and groups recognized that social media actually does move public opinion, that was the end of good, anonymous social media.

The ways to bring some of that back aren't great. A community where everyone's verified is much better, but it'll be quite different from the Reddit days where you'd have (usually real) ridiculous subject matter experts chiming in on random threads.

You don't get that with a small, verified population. And when you don't have verification, well forever now have effectively psyops intending to influence you.

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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

How is piefed going? It looks like a really great alternative.

[–] Skavau@piefed.social 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Absolutely fine. I can interact much better with the fediverse on here except search. I find Lemmy does search functions better currently.

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[–] TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world 100 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Life's hard enough as it is, one has to practice self love.

[–] gdog05@lemmy.world 50 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Seriously, who wouldn't do this if we could?

[–] TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I don't know whether my nose would be my organ of choice, but I otherwise agree.

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[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (3 children)

As someone who was more flexible as a teenager, let me tell you that it feels a lot more like performing the act, rather than having the act performed on you.

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[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 42 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The difference between Reddit and Lemmy is that you can post this without getting shadowed banned

Just normal banned.

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

People still care about Reddit!?

[–] DempstersBox@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Two things can be true at once

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lemmy Users are just a subset of Reddit Users who couldn't stop picking up aggro from the mods

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Or came over during the API bullshit

[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Idk I'm certain I'm at least smarter than the half of reddit users that are LLMs and thus cannot count the number of Rs in any given fruit.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Tbf biggest reddit communuties are gaming ones and biggest lemmu communities are programming ones.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

thats because lemmy is new and niche. when reddit started it was all star trek programing and other nerd shit too

[–] Lightfire228@pawb.social 5 points 3 days ago

But... But programming is fun...

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[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 49 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Toot that horn, little buddy.

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 32 points 4 days ago

Man, y'all are wrong. People on both platforms be stupid as hell. Myself included.

What was I talkin' about?

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 32 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Depends on what we mean by smart. Lemmy seems to especially attract the IT crowd, which in itself represents a huge swathe of specialty knowledge... which I can't claim to be part of, but hey, medic checking in! But with reddit's variety of topics to include... I mean, pretty much everything, since that website is massive: I don't think they have any kind of knowledge deficit in a general sense.

Where Lemmy really shines is in stamping out the bigotry, not just in policy but from a direct community response: drop a post with some racism or sexism or w/e and you'll be swarmed by posts telling you to fuck off and don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. And I love it! :D

So, smarter? Fuck if I know. Significantly less evil? Fuck yeah!

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[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 43 points 4 days ago (1 children)

But that's Mastodon's mascot!

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[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm sure there is a Mastodon joke in there somewhere.

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[–] MTK@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A new meaning to "nose job"

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[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Honestly I know I'm going to get a lot of hate for this but from my experience the average Lemmy poster seems kind of dumber than the average reddit poster, or at least more anti-intellectual, outside of certain instances and communities specifically dedicated to tech stuff. I really don't get it because Lemmy is more confusing to set up than Reddit and I always imagined people who were into the fediverse to be on the more tech savvy side but I'm constantly surprised at confident incorrectness and how much it gets upvoted.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 33 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Tbf, a lemmy user is far less likely to be a bot, so... yes?

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Actually how big is an elephant cock?

Ah, 3 foot. Hope nobody check my browsing history today.

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And Lemmy users in this thread

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Explain this image dot com

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 days ago (4 children)

ONE ELEPHANT HAS HIS TRUNK UP ANOTHER ELEPHANT'S ASS. OSTENSIBLY TO EAT HIS SHIT. THE OTHER ELEPHANT REALLY SEEMS TO BE ENJOYING IT.

[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

the blind person when the text assistant starts to yell this phrase at their phone:

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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Joke's on you. That looks like a lot of fun.

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago

If I could do that I wouldnt be wasting my time here.

[–] dorumon@lemmy.cafe 19 points 4 days ago

Auto-Fellatio Elephant on my home feed. What a day!

[–] VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (3 children)

The irony is that reddit users would say the same about other people on other platforms.

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago (5 children)

To be honest, I need something more substantial, but I haven't found where to go after we lost forums

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[–] angband@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

that dong is attached below the knees?

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

He is old, it hangs low... Don't judge the elephant.

[–] sparkles@piefed.zip 18 points 4 days ago (5 children)

I mean…yes. This is one of the things I imagine I would try if I ever had the equipment.

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[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You think if I could do that I'd be here?

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[–] khepri@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

I do feel like I have more authentic interactions on here. It's hard not to see how much more heavily a huge platform like reddit is botted and astroturfed, and controlled by a handful of owners, mods and powerusers, compared to the nascent fediverse. Not that we don't have those things here too, I think Lemmy just hasn't had a high enough profile, yet, to warrant much attention from the same bad actors who run vast portions of reddit, X, and facebook. Here's hoping it stays that way for a little while longer.

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[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

First thing this image makes me think of are Linux users

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's what OP said, Lemmy users.

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