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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


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[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

People still care about Reddit!?

[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

Honestly I know I'm going to get a lot of hate for this but from my experience the average Lemmy poster seems kind of dumber than the average reddit poster, or at least more anti-intellectual, outside of certain instances and communities specifically dedicated to tech stuff. I really don't get it because Lemmy is more confusing to set up than Reddit and I always imagined people who were into the fediverse to be on the more tech savvy side but I'm constantly surprised at confident incorrectness and how much it gets upvoted.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Joke's on you. That looks like a lot of fun.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 274 points 2 days ago (38 children)

I don’t feel smug because I left Reddit. I feel sad that it turned into a vapid, sterile mockery of itself and I stopped having fun there. I like fun places. And I lost one.

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

I don't think so.

[–] DempstersBox@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Two things can be true at once

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lemmy Users are just a subset of Reddit Users who couldn't stop picking up aggro from the mods

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Or came over during the API bullshit

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A new meaning to "nose job"

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[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Idk I'm certain I'm at least smarter than the half of reddit users that are LLMs and thus cannot count the number of Rs in any given fruit.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Tbf biggest reddit communuties are gaming ones and biggest lemmu communities are programming ones.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

thats because lemmy is new and niche. when reddit started it was all star trek programing and other nerd shit too

[–] Lightfire228@pawb.social 5 points 1 day ago

But... But programming is fun...

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

A decade ago, My nephew asked me what my Reddit name was. He was 9 years old. I looked at his old comments, and he was a pretty active Redditor on gaming subreddits.

It was then that I stopped trusting the numbers of comments on posts as a signal of quality.

[–] TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world 100 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Life's hard enough as it is, one has to practice self love.

[–] gdog05@lemmy.world 50 points 2 days ago (9 children)

Seriously, who wouldn't do this if we could?

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[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The difference between Reddit and Lemmy is that you can post this without getting shadowed banned

Just normal banned.

[–] angband@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

that dong is attached below the knees?

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

He is old, it hangs low... Don't judge the elephant.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm sure there is a Mastodon joke in there somewhere.

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Actually how big is an elephant cock?

Ah, 3 foot. Hope nobody check my browsing history today.

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 days ago

Man, y'all are wrong. People on both platforms be stupid as hell. Myself included.

What was I talkin' about?

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Depends on what we mean by smart. Lemmy seems to especially attract the IT crowd, which in itself represents a huge swathe of specialty knowledge... which I can't claim to be part of, but hey, medic checking in! But with reddit's variety of topics to include... I mean, pretty much everything, since that website is massive: I don't think they have any kind of knowledge deficit in a general sense.

Where Lemmy really shines is in stamping out the bigotry, not just in policy but from a direct community response: drop a post with some racism or sexism or w/e and you'll be swarmed by posts telling you to fuck off and don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. And I love it! :D

So, smarter? Fuck if I know. Significantly less evil? Fuck yeah!

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 days ago (6 children)

And Lemmy users in this thread

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[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 49 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Toot that horn, little buddy.

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[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But that's Mastodon's mascot!

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[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago

If I could do that I wouldnt be wasting my time here.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Tbf, a lemmy user is far less likely to be a bot, so... yes?

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[–] dorumon@lemmy.cafe 19 points 2 days ago

Auto-Fellatio Elephant on my home feed. What a day!

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