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[-] Ranvier@sopuli.xyz 52 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Bonus points (BPs) for when you get entire sentences full of abbreviations (SFOA). Even more BPs when you get SFOA with abbreviations containing abbreviations within them (SWACAWT). I really hate SWACAWTs.

[-] Hupf@feddit.de 14 points 1 year ago
[-] kureta@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago

I call BS, there's not enough room for this sort of detail, you'd get 'as described previously in [1-4, 9, 84, 86, 150-160, unpublished observations]' half of which are unaccessible journals, out of print book chapters, and abstracts in German

[-] inconel@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I only encountered once, but when it happened I had to realize how old science field may have been different. The exact detail I was looking for should be in [20] ... but "[20] to be published" (presumably by the same author). I couldn't find any papers by author's name other than that but the author was so sure getting published.

My favorite is recursive bad citations in the method section. As in, citing a paper that cited a previous paper that itself cited a previous paper that cited an abstract with no detailed methodology whatsoever, leaving the true methods a mystery unless you get the senior author to reply to emails.

[-] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 year ago

Goddamn it, why is academia so indecipherable and yet so relatable??

[-] cro_magnon_gilf@sopuli.xyz 39 points 1 year ago

Yes... different field... surely

[-] amda@feddit.nl 22 points 1 year ago

More like subfield... Or subsubfeild... Paper you didn't write?

[-] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago

Implying you understand the papers you wrote.

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

Implying that you understand how to write.

[-] ZJBlank@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

Ah yes, the two genders: erect and flaccid

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I don't care how erect you think you are! You were born flaccid and we raised you flaccid!

[-] outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 year ago

These gliberals with their new genders… back in my day greebles only had two genders, PLOK and GLIP!!!

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

First they take the dingle bop and they smooth it out with a bunch of shleem.

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

But why did they cut the fleeb?

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

My best guess is that when they cut the fleeb, it makes more fleebs, which they can then use to make more plumbuses (plumbi?)

[-] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 year ago

Is this a real paper? Please tell me it is.

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 70 points 1 year ago

I forgot to link. Thanks for the reminder. It's actually in several papers as a known methodology!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greeble_%28psychology%29?wprov=sfla1

[-] redballooon@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Science is awesome

[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Why do they all have boners

[-] idiomaddict@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

Your nose is a boner

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 year ago

what the fuck is kapwing and why do i see their watermark so often?

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 8 points 1 year ago

Your worst nightmare.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

AI video and content creator? Not sure why it’s on a meme/still image. Not familiar with it.

[-] Granixo@feddit.cl 8 points 1 year ago

I see Baby Yoda in a few of these.

[-] Magnetar@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

I thought all of them are Yodas, some with a boner.

[-] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Plok Osmit packin a magnum chode

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Different field? More like a different child field of my root field

[-] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Different child field? This is like my first two read-throughs of a new paper in my own specialization!

[-] oxideseven@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Freaking glips with their silly uphorns!

Downhorn for life! Long live plok!

[-] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago
[-] Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

I see the word Plok,
I go listen to the Boss Theme.

Simple as

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Wah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

[-] Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

No one will be able to make the SNES sound chip their total bìtch like Tim Follin

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

These greebles made some very interesting vases with lids I see

this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2023
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