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Cries harder in work starts at 4am

But seriously, the fucked up hours that are the norm in my industry are why I’m making a career change in the spring. 4am starts with days up to 14 hours long is bullshit, but the only way to make decent money is to work a shitload of overtime

If the photo’s being taken for use in newspapers and it’s going to be printed in black and white, might as well just take the photo in black and white since the film’s cheaper

Can it? I don’t see any landmarks, just the tops of some trees

Oh FUCK yeah, lemme get some propane tanks and fireworks to bring with me

Why does the boneless guy still have teeth, and presumably a jaw to keep them neatly in a row

This is Trump we’re talking about, one of them will HAVE to be gold

People getting their pedals confused happens with frightening regularity. She probably meant to slam the brakes but her foot was over the wrong pedal, and in her panic and confusion failed to understand that the vehicle was accelerating because she was on the wrong pedal. Absolutely a bad driver, obviously, but that doesn’t make it wilful or malicious.

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

Take it from a Canadian trucker, bobtailing in a blizzard is NOT a good time.

Staff members to fuck? What did I miss now?

Matt and Steve beat ya to it. I have a jar of this in my fridge, it’s so good.

Circoncision