Imagine having infitine money and 24/7 free time and intead of enjoying it you decide to be terminally online just argue with people
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He doesn't even have a remote mountain fortress
I would have so many remote mountain fortresses
and beach fortresses. And desert strongholds. And ice castles.
Instead, we're forced to see this.
Whatever happened to buying regional affections through patronage? I know we’re anti fiefdoms, but come on Elon, you could have a literal fiefdom!
Like Göring? 🤨
If I was rich, I can't even imagine how many hobbies I would ADHD myself into for a few months
Desire is the root of all suffering, this man desires endless adoration and endless wealth. Therefore his suffering is endless.
Mf could feed Tzeentch for eons by himself 
More like Slaanesh, Tzeentch is probably very angry at him for promising all the change and not delivering.
True but remember tzeentch deals in deception as well. Musk legit hoodwinked his investors and fanboys into thinking he's the next tony stark. Ambition too and musk is the definition of mans reach exceeding his grasp. 
Though slaanesh will definitely fight for this dude with his breeding fetish
I still think Slaanesh gets the dibs, there is nothing more excessive than trillionaire.
You know thats a good point. Chaos goddess of excess. One circle of temptation in her realm is a place just covered in gold. Path covered in gemstones. Then you end up becoming trapped as a gold statue. Thats trillionaire territory
You could stack up hundreds of dollars an hour from the dawn of civilisation and still not reach being a trillionaire
I don't know if sending your loads in the mail to various women is very Slaanesh. He's basically a manosphere idiot and none of them fuck.
I don’t know if sending your loads in the mail to various women is very Slaanesh
Yes it is very slaaneshi, though could be also nurglite if he had STD
Fucking is only a small part of what Slaanesh is interested. Also Musk does fuck, he wouldn't have 14 children if he didn't. Not to mention he's a creep pervert just like most of very rich people, there is tons of what they do and we don't know of.
Slaanesh, also known as the "Dark Prince," the "Prince of Pleasure," the "Lord of Excess," the "Perfect Prince," and the "Prince of Chaos" in the Imperium of Man and "She Who Thirsts" among the Aeldari, is the Chaos God of pleasure, pain, hedonism, excess, perfection and decadence. Lust, pride and self-indulgence are the hallmarks of all who follow it.
I would say it's hard to find anyone on Earth, 25.M3, who would fit better for the champion of Slaanesh than Musk, though he does fall flat in the perfection department, but looking at inlore champions of Slaanesh most of them also do.
Him having 14 kids is through mailing them his cum, is my point. The rumor is that his dick doesn't work after a botched enlargement surgery. That's not proven of course (thoguh if we make it a thing I have no doubt he'd indirectly confirm it by telling grok how big and well-working his dick is), but we should all believe in it unquestioned.
And I am not really arguing agianst this, I just want to spread the mangled dick truth.
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accentuates a bit of natural padding around the midsection when wet.
Ima going to steal that one.
Like the Seinfeld cold water bit
I WAS WET FROM THE SEA
Yeah, I'm a Padding-Shrinkist
I heard that he was born on the battlefield as an orphan and found a cursed samurai sword (not a katana btw) used by an infamous viking and fought countless wars in south africa while feeding on energy from the environment with long lost meditation techniques so he never needee to eat during the great white genocide and once when he was cornered by a million wizards and a timetravelling english man who worked for mi6 from the 1920s gave him his magical hat (no it is not a fedora okay) which let him defeat the magical dragon summoned by the white genociding wizards. Grok is this true?
recreating what western libs think was the official propaganda about Kim Jong-Il, but make it official propaganda about Musk instead
he was born under an apartheid flag as wildebeests and aardvarks (and insert other afrikaans-language animal names here) looked on and cried. the first time he picked up a computer at the age of three, he immediately invented Banking on the Internet. as a young adult he then constructed a nuclear submarine and sailed it to the US where hundreds of women became pregnant upon his arrival. when the corn syrup atmosphere in the US tried to make him bald, he regrew his hairline out of pure will.
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Elon Musk is actually super unique. He’s trained in both Sith and Jedi. He’s like a Grey Jedi.
he has a white lightsaber and can do a force lightning but its not evil hes just that disciplined
Ahh he has learned green justice (basically green force lightning that indicates the user is not using it evilly, I think it was created for plo Koon)
Everyone is 12
Fit, but with "padding around the midsection" is like a sumo build. Yeah, they're fat, but they're built like bears. Look at Elon's arms and shoulders and compare to this:
Thats what a big man who actually fights looks like
Tbf sumo wrestlers are more like padding around every section. Them mfers get dense.
The fact that you can still see muscles through it all when they flex is fucking terrifying. As you said, like bears. Truly pushing the limits of what a human can be.
https://rdx.overdevs.com/comments.html?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Finteresting%2Fcomments%2F1knnjg7%2Fnfl_linebacker_versus_sumo_wrestler%2F This is a 17 year old sumo vs a legend NFL linebacker. It shows you just how freakishly strong they are and how proficient in technique they are. like a rock
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Sumo are probably close to what Roman gladiators looked like. Dudes would bulk up because you can cut into fat without crippling injury but still get some blood going
Even then the diaper makes their midsection look bigger than it is because it rides up there. They are legit tanks. Dudes be dude things like this
diaper
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they're built like bears
Yeah, I guess this website would know what someone built like a bear looks like. Though I imagine a lot of us bears are shaped more like Pooh Bear than a fit young grizzly in his prime.
lmao I've seen this before..
Frank William Dux is a Canadian-American martial artist and fight choreographer. According to Dux, a ninjutsu expert named Senzo Tanaka trained him as a ninja when he was a teenager. He established his own school of ninjutsu called Dux Ryu Ninjutsu, and has said he won a secret martial arts tournament called the Kumite in 1975. His alleged victory at the Kumite served as the inspiration for the 1988 film Bloodsport starring Jean-Claude Van Damme. Dux's victory at the Kumite has been disputed, as has the existence of both the Kumite he described and Senzo Tanaka.
Funny thing is there is a looooot of skeptism about his feats in the martial arts world 
That the kumite even happened at all
I like how it treats black belt like that's a mark of expertise, but like a 1 dan is just a mark of basic competency and is a black belt
Also bow staff skills, nun chuck skills, 20th degree black belt.
He's a mall ninja gadget specialist
This is a more pathetic version of my uncle who worked at Nintendo
i have also trained in no rules street fighting. but mostly no rules street fighter 2.
grok does elon have a weird looking penis?
no actually it's really big and normal
He should go back to no rules street fighting so I can beat him up
Lol turns out even his gaming experience is fake because this is not how you farm aura.
Mf acting like he had to fight Kimbo Slice on the regs or smth
What I wouldn't give to see juche necromancy'd Kimbo banish Musk to the realm of wind and ghosts. Call the pay-per-view card White Genocide
"No-rules street fight", gives it away immediately. It's the kind of thing someone who has never been in a fight would say. It's a street fight, you're not negotiating terms before hand
I wouldn't say it was a street fight, but a friend took me to a "bonfire" in his ~10k pop county, and I did see two country boys who were upset (both dating the same girl or something?) discuss (really yelling at each other from like 12 feet apart) rules before throwing down. I felt like a cultural anthropologist. Despite growing up in the south I'd never seen such redneck shit.
he is so handsome and cool and he fitgts people in the street and he is wirey and thiun and pretty and woawo
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