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[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I don’t know if sending your loads in the mail to various women is very Slaanesh

Yes it is very slaaneshi, though could be also nurglite if he had STD

Fucking is only a small part of what Slaanesh is interested. Also Musk does fuck, he wouldn't have 14 children if he didn't. Not to mention he's a creep pervert just like most of very rich people, there is tons of what they do and we don't know of.

Slaanesh, also known as the "Dark Prince," the "Prince of Pleasure," the "Lord of Excess," the "Perfect Prince," and the "Prince of Chaos" in the Imperium of Man and "She Who Thirsts" among the Aeldari, is the Chaos God of pleasure, pain, hedonism, excess, perfection and decadence. Lust, pride and self-indulgence are the hallmarks of all who follow it.

I would say it's hard to find anyone on Earth, 25.M3, who would fit better for the champion of Slaanesh than Musk, though he does fall flat in the perfection department, but looking at inlore champions of Slaanesh most of them also do.

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Him having 14 kids is through mailing them his cum, is my point. The rumor is that his dick doesn't work after a botched enlargement surgery. That's not proven of course (thoguh if we make it a thing I have no doubt he'd indirectly confirm it by telling grok how big and well-working his dick is), but we should all believe in it unquestioned.

And I am not really arguing agianst this, I just want to spread the mangled dick truth.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Fair, though the mangled dick is also something that tend to happen to slaaneshi cultists