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Mf could feed Tzeentch for eons by himself
More like Slaanesh, Tzeentch is probably very angry at him for promising all the change and not delivering.
True but remember tzeentch deals in deception as well. Musk legit hoodwinked his investors and fanboys into thinking he's the next tony stark. Ambition too and musk is the definition of mans reach exceeding his grasp.
Though slaanesh will definitely fight for this dude with his breeding fetish
I still think Slaanesh gets the dibs, there is nothing more excessive than trillionaire.
You know thats a good point. Chaos goddess of excess. One circle of temptation in her realm is a place just covered in gold. Path covered in gemstones. Then you end up becoming trapped as a gold statue. Thats trillionaire territory
You could stack up hundreds of dollars an hour from the dawn of civilisation and still not reach being a trillionaire
I don't know if sending your loads in the mail to various women is very Slaanesh. He's basically a manosphere idiot and none of them fuck.
Yes it is very slaaneshi, though could be also nurglite if he had STD
Fucking is only a small part of what Slaanesh is interested. Also Musk does fuck, he wouldn't have 14 children if he didn't. Not to mention he's a creep pervert just like most of very rich people, there is tons of what they do and we don't know of.
I would say it's hard to find anyone on Earth, 25.M3, who would fit better for the champion of Slaanesh than Musk, though he does fall flat in the perfection department, but looking at inlore champions of Slaanesh most of them also do.
Him having 14 kids is through mailing them his cum, is my point. The rumor is that his dick doesn't work after a botched enlargement surgery. That's not proven of course (thoguh if we make it a thing I have no doubt he'd indirectly confirm it by telling grok how big and well-working his dick is), but we should all believe in it unquestioned.
And I am not really arguing agianst this, I just want to spread the mangled dick truth.
Fair, though the mangled dick is also something that tend to happen to slaaneshi cultists