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Fit, but with "padding around the midsection" is like a sumo build. Yeah, they're fat, but they're built like bears. Look at Elon's arms and shoulders and compare to this:
Thats what a big man who actually fights looks like
Tbf sumo wrestlers are more like padding around every section. Them mfers get dense.
The fact that you can still see muscles through it all when they flex is fucking terrifying. As you said, like bears. Truly pushing the limits of what a human can be.
https://rdx.overdevs.com/comments.html?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Finteresting%2Fcomments%2F1knnjg7%2Fnfl_linebacker_versus_sumo_wrestler%2F This is a 17 year old sumo vs a legend NFL linebacker. It shows you just how freakishly strong they are and how proficient in technique they are. like a rock
this shit rules, sports is so awesome
Sumo are probably close to what Roman gladiators looked like. Dudes would bulk up because you can cut into fat without crippling injury but still get some blood going
Even then the diaper makes their midsection look bigger than it is because it rides up there. They are legit tanks. Dudes be dude things like this
mawashi
God Hakuko was an absolute unit.
Here's Ura doing a backflip:
That was clean
ura
Yeah, I guess this website would know what someone built like a bear looks like. Though I imagine a lot of us bears are shaped more like Pooh Bear than a fit young grizzly in his prime.