We used to have “penny for your thoughts”
Now we have no pennies and no thoughts
Chapotraphouse
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Now all we have is penises for thots
Thats why we stopped producing them.
With a fixed amount of penny, its price can only go up now! 
Trump 2028 - Bring the penny back!
Trump will be asking who the bozos were that killed the penny
He'll bring it back but with his face on it.
His face on both sides, two heads are better than one
Rest in piss, useless coin
I once had a car with a broken cruise control switch, the catch mechanism broke or something and the button wouldn't stay pressed in. I wedged a penny in the gap next to the button after pressing it and that kept it in. Cheapest car repair ever, now that same fix would cost 10x smdh
I have drilled holes in pennies to use them as washers.
I've seen enough washers laying around in the street to never need to do this (also I've never needed a washer in general)
Years ago I had this Dell laptop where the frame around the screen kept popping open around one of the hinges. I needed a washer with a lot of surface area, but only a tiny hole for the small bolt I wanted to use. Penny was perfect.
That's cool.
How long before the disappearance of those machines you find in gift shops that roll out and stamp pennies with kitschy designs?
Good question. I have a friend who collects those stamped pennies.
Trump would win millions of votes if he declared every penny would now be worth two pennies
This would help get them out of circulation as well.
they're going to re-value the ~~dinar~~ penny
Two cent pennies would still be fucking useless
They'd have to say every penny is actually worth 50 cents for me to even bother picking them up when I happen upon them
Actually I'm not sure I would even then
Idk some people have a lot of pennies. Doubling 100000 pennies would be nice
They stop producing money and think they'll end up with more money 
I once found seven pennies heads up and decided to spend my fortune in good luck by asking out the most beautiful woman I knew. She said no.
watch out for those 2 headed pennies
I liked em. I don't care how stupid they were. Pennies are cute
Plus they were a great way to be an asshole!
no pennies, but still daylight saving time
Rest in Penny
finally
rest in piss
The US finally stopped printing penny? I remember there was a debate around it, some people said prices would go slightly up because of this (lol), I think the US armed forces stopped using them some years ago.
First step of monetary abolition, thank you comrade trunp
Philly just can’t catch a break