Sometimes I'm on the street and I catch a whiff of roast beef and it's like I'm back on the front lines 
this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2025
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And it's not even a pun, but it still feels ridiculous enough that it deserves the kelly emoji
i could smell the mustard
gas? 
oh fuck it's getting better:
That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?
Testilying on the case about someone hitting you with a sandwich. Cops really can't help themselves, can they?
Holy fuck a cop getting charged with perjury over lying about a sandwich attack would be the funniest shit ever.
"There is clearly no fiery chemical reaction, there is no explosion there."
uncritical support for sandwich guy
best use-case for a subway footlong tbqh
I think he's ok, but the resist libs around DC are trying to make it seem as if it's the greatest resistance ever. Literally spraypainting him everywhere
There's a commentary here on fascism wherein a roided up dhs race soldier fears for his life getting hit by a footlong and this thing even goes to trial.
Jury nullification 🙏
tactical sandwich
for my family
Felony Footlong
Misdemeanor Melt
Carceral Cubano
The Hurl of Sandwich
also what you do after eating the alleged food from subway
Homicide Hoagie
Insert democracy manifest copypasta here
What's the charge? Throwing a meal? A succulent foot-long meal?
GET your hands off my SALAMI
feed-posting
Bread-posting
prepare food for occupying force
best you can do it is throw it
Sean of Sandwich stands against the Central Burger Patrol
Cop is acting like he got cold-cocked when he got cold-cutted
The cold cut is the deepest
This is ridiculous.
My day needed this silliness - thanks
Esp. Prior to them inevitably sentencing and executing the sandwich tosser lol.