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[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 111 points 1 week ago (3 children)

oh fuck it's getting better:

phoenix-smug That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 61 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Testilying on the case about someone hitting you with a sandwich. Cops really can't help themselves, can they?

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 39 points 1 week ago

Holy fuck a cop getting charged with perjury over lying about a sandwich attack would be the funniest shit ever.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago

"There is clearly no fiery chemical reaction, there is no explosion there."