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[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 91 points 1 week ago

JD really likes the leather, I doubt he could control himself the moment he got close enough to smell it.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 89 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nah, JD would use a leather couch. It lubricates better and sticks to him when's he's sweaty.

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[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 75 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I just want to say I'm so happy to have been a part of getting JD Vance recognized as a couch fucker.

I remember the day the original post was made. And to this day there is no evidence JD Vance hasn't fucked a couch.

All the evidence is in a New Mexico landfill and if it was something jimbledork liked it wouldn't be buried

[–] Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 64 points 1 week ago

Caption: "She smells like my highschool couch, oh God is this real leather?"

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[–] atro_city@fedia.io 44 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I know this is about the Vancer, but what's this about single moms? Did he show up on Tinder or something?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 106 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Tinder?
Nah, just a fun ~~eral~~ pregnancy announcement.

[–] virku@lemmy.world 60 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That looks really fucked up. Who stands on the coffin during a funeral?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 95 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

... I assumed (?) that was ... "exaggerated" for the purposes of lol (like the shadow).
... right?

[–] PeacefulForest@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago
[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Uh, that has to be Photoshopped

[–] TimboSlice@discuss.online 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It was posted uncropped earlier and had clues of being AI

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't think the casket would bow under her heel like that if it was real. I think it'd be real hard wood.

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The casket also has no shadow

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[–] madjo@feddit.nl 6 points 1 week ago

obviously it's not a real photo. Nobody stands on a coffin, no matter how much you hate the person in it, and no the VP did not motorboat the blonde, and no two people embracing do not form the shadow of a pregnant woman.

Use your eyes, people.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 week ago

I mean, I assume/hope so.

The funeral was prob some time ago.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

<.< I’ll just say “shadow” and leave it at that.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

(In this era, it must be stated that this is photoshop. Please post responsibly.)

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 week ago

(You can clearly see the photofoxshop logo.)

[–] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

You motorboating sonofabitch!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can you really motorboat when its coffin-surfing or is it called something else?

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think technically that makes it an Appalachian Motorboat.

I knew it as a "New Orleans surfboard"

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hate this era of tech. My mind says that's a shop but my eyes ew don't make me look at that too figure out if it's a shop and then my mind responds yeah this does not surprise me.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can tell because the coffin doesn't interrupt the shadow at the bottom of their legs.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

thank you for your service. have an ocelot

[–] Caffeinated_Sloth@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

This is very bizarre.

[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago

Assassinating some guy as a gender reveal brb

[–] dis_honestfamiliar@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 39 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's edited or AI based on another image.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You telling me the shadow isn't preggers??
Noo!

/s

(I assumed manual edit bcs the coffin isn't even shadowed and their shadow is clearly intentional.)

Those rings make her look like a mob wife.

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[–] Malatesta@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago

He seemed to be getting handsy with Charlie Kirks widow

[–] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

Kirks Widow waited less time than it takes to finish a cod game to find some D and go up the ladder.

[–] ghost_towels@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

You know...

VP is one thing. But if JD wants to run for president, to be blunt, having a Hindu wife is a liability.

And the longer he's with a (white) Christian, the better it looks for him.

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[–] fodor@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Better the couch than me."

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[–] grapefruittrouble@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i can’t believe america would elect such a narrow sighted VP. how could he not foresee that his handler, peter thiel, would select him to join the chosen one on the throne and that position requires a white christian woman for it to be deemed legitimate?

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

If she wore that couch costume he bought her then she'd get more attention.
You can't blame him for getting excited when the grifty widow walks around looking like a leather armchair!!

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Can't feel one bit of sorry for that idiot minority American.

She made this choice, converted to MAGA for him, now getting an ultimatum to convert to Christianity from him, getting cheated on by both a couch and a MAGA whore, gets racial slur from all his friends and family, and she chose and continues to choose all of that for her AND her kids willingly and deliberately.

Nope, not one not of sympathy for her.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Shameful what he is doing to her

given that she chose to marry him. I'm assuming she isn't fully innocent

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

At least she doesn't need to dress up like a couch while he's in the doghouse.

[–] unhook2048@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I mean FAFO... Def doesn't help the narrative of "coloured people bad, gay people bad", when they're out crashing grinder and married to the people they want disappeared

[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

Sorry Usha luv, you knew exactly what kind of little prick he is.

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