Is that a pack of Marlboro cigarettes? Every real European knows that a proper coffee & cigarettes breakfast requires Gauloises.

How DARE you to include Nutella in that American stuff!

Almost spit my cigarette in my coffee in disgust.

It's actually a really healthy breakfast because coffee has a lot of physical health benefits and both coffee and a cigarette help against a mental breakdown when you wake up and realize how fucked the world is.

To be fair, cigarettes and coffee are probably healtier than all those foodproduct items on the left.

As a Scottish lass, I'm going to shut my fucking mouth.

This is the Parisian breakfast. Nothing compared to the Lyonnais breakfast

Don't compare all of Europe to France! The French love their despresso, that's on them.

I've never seen a single European use a Zippo. We use Bic over here !

On the "Europeans" side that's at least 2 decades out of date.

The expresso coffee part is still true in a good part of Europe, but pretty much everywhere in it nowadays only a small fraction of people smoke and even those who do can't actually do it inside a coffee shop because they're not allowed to smoke there anymore, which spoils a great deal of the enjoyment of having a morning coffee.

Unfortunately, the one on the right may be more healthy

Now that's a proper fuckin breakfast

Oh yes the famous nation of Europe. An entire continent full of nations and different cultures been rendered down to the stereotypes of the occupants of a single city.

Americans need to get out more.

Lived in Europe my whole life and never seen anyone pair coffee and cigarettes as part of their breakfast

No, actually. I think it would unironically be better to get all your calories and nutrition from bread, cheese, and sausage than to have a diet consisting of any variety of high-sugar, ultra-processed food.

Also breakfast is completely optional and its promotion as "the most important meal of the day" is a scam to sell more cereal, milk, and eggs. I will die on that hill.

Isn't that a french breakfast in the right?

I would like to point out that british are also european and they are known for their extra healthy bacon and eggs breakfast.

This is also the reason why Metamucil doesn't sell in Europe. Seriously: just looking at the left picture gives me constipation.

(I understand that the pic is a joke, but anyone who has a coffee and a fag after breakfast can attest to their wonderful laxative powers.)

C'mon, your version of that is literally fentanyl

I've seen european overweight statistics. It's both of these combined.

You forgot to include the rum on the coffee.