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On the "Europeans" side that's at least 2 decades out of date.
The expresso coffee part is still true in a good part of Europe, but pretty much everywhere in it nowadays only a small fraction of people smoke and even those who do can't actually do it inside a coffee shop because they're not allowed to smoke there anymore, which spoils a great deal of the enjoyment of having a morning coffee.
I live in Germany and work with Turks, Poles, Ukrainians, Romanians, a Greek and a Slovenian. This meme is accurate for all of us. Weekends are a different story of course but in my experience this is indeed the true business day continental breakfast.
Is it? I was just in London a couple months ago, the amount of people smoking and vaping there was honestly shocking.
I grew up in the 1980s and trust me it's a microscopic fraction of what it used to be. You used to be able to cut blocks out of the air. If you sat at the back of a cinema you would be lucky if you were able to see the screen through all the haze. That's all gone now.
As a fraction of the total it's still a small percentage, unless things changed a lot in the 5 years since I moved out of there.
Yes, but not in the balkans. Went to Bosnia and was served an espresso and a cigarette as an addition to breakfast. It was even on the menu. I should mention that i only asked for a coffee.
It was a culture shock that you can smoke indoors there, especially since I hate smoking.
Wonder what's so good about coffee and cigarettes combo
Former smoker here. The flavor combo is amazing, and both act as stimulants, and I could get my fix for both addictions in one go.
that hippie speedball is beautiful when done right too
I had never heard this term but that's dope
Probably the same as sex and cigarettes.
Or alcohol and cigarettes.
Double the high.
If you're a pooping-challenged individual, it really helps knock that out whenever. And that always puts a smile on anyone's face
I haven’t smoked in 8 years- and every morning when I have my coffee I STILL think, “fuck, a cigarette would elevate this whole experience just right.”
Don’t start. Bad idea.
It’s a culture that doesn’t eat any damn vegetables, so they need weapons-grade stimulants to get anything out in the morning.
Former smoker
don't try it, but trust that it's awesome.
While we're shitting on breakfast culture in Europe I think that Italians have the worst. They have messed up daily rhythm (siesta and then dinner late in the evening)... Actually no, that's not an excuse. They have garbage breakfast culture, period.
Literally everyone else's breakfasts are awesome.
please explain in detail these awful italian breakfasts because like greek food i have yet to find a dish in the culture i dislike
The interwebs seem to have a consensus of cappuccino and a sweet pastry
Scrambled eggs or pancakes are the limit of the imagination I've seen from Italian restaurants. But most places have pastry or some variation of a sandwich that's going to be mostly bread.
Stayed in Rome and Florence for a week. The only breakfast stuff we found were indeed either sweet pastries or biscuits, accompanied by fruit and cheese.
How many Italian breakfast dishes you see around 😄?
i only buy sandwiches, coffee and passata at the the italian deli/cafe in town. they bake the best foccacia
Siesta is NOT Italian
what do you mean "garbage breakfast"? Tell me what do you think most of Italians eat at breakfast
Dinner late in the evening is not on the entire penisula
Siesta is barely a thing in Italy any more unless you're like 70+ and rural lol. But a brioche stuffed with ice-cream is the king of breakfasts what are you on about
Granted, I know Italy only from a tourist perspective.
Every damn restaurant closes in the summer in the middle of the day. So do many shops.
Italy rarely have breakfast restaurants - or at least what I'd consider a breakfast restaurant. Some variations of a premade ready to go sandwich ain't it. And the good places ain't open in the morning, but rather during brunch hours and serve brunch/lunch more than breakfast.
I know you're joking. You're kidding, right? :)
Sicilian ice cream sandwiches are a real thing and they are basically the best thing that's ever happened to breakfast cuisine