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Fortunately, linux runs so much better than windows, it will always feel like an upgrade.

I say that Liz Truss is actually just one giant cunt.

Not milk first you weirdo.

Finally a good use for AI... Chatty slimey, I'm playing a game. Please execute a kernel exploit.

Don't do evil. Unless it makes you rich. Fuck you poors. Also, you don't own anything you Youtube addicted slobs. That free email wasn't worth it was it?

The cool things the world's most imaginary billionaire says.

I guess they don't like Timmy's terrible coffee? Shit heads.

Honey, relax. It's the blood I suck from you at night. That's how I control your mind. Also, I have super herpes, AIDS, and meningitis. The latter I spread to you like a tick.

Ah, the troubles before ad blockers

Oh my god, congratulations Erika. Look how far you got exploiting that bullet in your husband's neck! Amazing. I'm sure his gay rumours were untrue, and that you loved each other so much! I hope you also one day get that closeted couch fucker away from his dirty foreigner wife! Such inspiration. Beautiful.

Jeez. They really don't. And, I guess they shouldn't. Their stance is that device certification shouldn't be necessary in the first place which I agree with considering this is not done for computers (don't do this tech bro shitheads).