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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 82 points 1 month ago (5 children)

It’s asking about the coffee not the coffee cup.

If your coffee has a hole in it that’s weird.

[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I take my coffee black-hole seriously.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A black hole isn’t a hole.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If it's in space sure, but what if it's on a person.

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[–] kurwa@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Ah but you see, coffee in this mug would have a hole in it:

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I could fuck that coffee cup.

[–] kurwa@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I believe you

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[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just enjoy the meme you fuckin nerd.

I can't enjoy it if it's obviously based on lies.

Plus look at that fucking coffee cup handle and tell me you like it, I dare you.

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (11 children)

I had a very cool class in research epistemology and the exercise was basically to answer the question, do liquids have a shape and if yes, which is it? How would you prove it?

It was the source of the most deranged but valuable discussion I've ever had.

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[–] joenforcer@midwest.social 58 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Anybody ever think about how humans are just very oddly shaped donuts?

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

That's not entirely true. We don't have just one hole going through us. Our holes branch. We have 3 intakes (2 nostrils, 1 mouth) and 2 outputs (1 anus, 1 urethra). If you simplified us down topographically, it'd be like you formed a donut around a starfish with the arms sticking out and then you just deleted the starfish.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We also have a bunch of doors on the holes.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So... you're saying we're houses.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 5 points 1 month ago

...topologically. Geometrically, I'm more of a saggy tent myself

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[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 month ago

I’m 50 and this is deep

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Silly topologist.

Coffee is a liquid, it can adjust to any shape.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

You must be shapeless, formless, like coffee. When you pour coffee in a cup, it becomes the cup. When you pour coffee in a bottle, it becomes the bottle. When you pour coffee in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Coffee can flow and it can crash. Become like coffee my friend.

  • Bruce Lee (the hipster barista down the block)
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[–] Magnus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Who the hell is asking coffee or a donut?

[–] voytrekk@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago

Ya, give me both please.

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[–] mech@feddit.org 15 points 1 month ago

It's the same shape, just reshaped

genius!

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 14 points 1 month ago

Well, for one, that's a coffee mug, not coffee. But I suppose coffee can also be in all of these shapes.

[–] reddifuge@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They better all weigh the same.

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[–] NewNewAugustEast@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago

I see no coffee here.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I’d eat a coffee mug shaped donut, but a waffle would hold up better. An elephant ear is fine as well, but a crepe is right out.

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[–] billygoat@catata.fish 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The Animorphs book covers are getting weird…

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[–] TheMinions@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Everything Everywhere All at Once sequel got weird.

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is exactly why my local Dunkin Donuts stopped serving topologists.

[–] Phlimy@jlai.lu 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Same! Now they serve coffee and donuts instead.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Ha, if you can even call them that!

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[–] MattW03@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago
[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Is "topologist" a job? Like someone who specializes in telling you how many holes and knots exist in a given object, How to "untie" seemingly knotted things that actually topographically have no knots? Do you clock in for that, or is it a 1099 freelancer thing?

[–] schnokobaer@feddit.org 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only if you are a very good ologist

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[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

you can be a mathematics professor who specializes in topology, but that's probably about as close as it gets from what i know

[–] Xenny@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

3D artists can specialize in topology where they make sure to clean up the models that other artists sculpt to optimize them for animation and performance. Depending on the use case you need different approaches to a models topology and it can get very complex actually. So yeah, it is people's entire jobs to do this and they probably get paid more than us.

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[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Incidentally, this is also the only thing most people know about what topology even is

[–] yyprum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

Meanwhile, physicists: "Matter is basically just empty space and tiny particles moving very fast, a hole is just even emptier space"

[–] the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Okay, so eat the fucking coffee cup. I'll wait.

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[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

Hmmmm, 7 donuts

[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Topology is one of those sciences that is hyper-niche to the point that it seems like it would have very limited scope, but when you take a closer look it's actually studying something fundamental.

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[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 7 points 1 month ago

Reminds me a bit of the evolution of the eye

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

what about bottomology?? no one ever talks about bottomology.

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[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago

What the hell is that handle on the mug. You can maybe fit one finger in that thing!

[–] Sphere@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who the hell wants a ceramic donut?

[–] huf@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

or a soggy cup-shaped donut with coffee soaking through it

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

if someone could find a way to make a coffee mug out of a donut that doesnt leak and you could eat it afterward i would love that.

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago

It would probably have to be… glazed

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