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[–] SmithrunHills@hexbear.net 66 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If this shining beacon of decency can't be bothered to respect his friend(supposedly), why are the rest of us expected to lmao

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

‘Please fly flag at half mast’

…1 day later

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

walking out of the white house like "why are the flags saggy, someone fix that shit rn"

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago

We are truly lucky our generation’s piece of shit fascist is the douche version of a golden retriever

[–] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It reminds me of when Trump was a the Diamond & Silk funeral (one of them died, RIP), and the first thing he said in his eulogy was how long & boring the funeral is and that he has some great people waiting for him in Florida.

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[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 61 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The man literally said..."Annnnyway"

[–] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 59 points 1 week ago

"We're gonna call it Trump Hall perhaps. Yeah. I think they should. We will."

"Sir, doesn't it make sense to maybe name it after your friend who just died?"

"Who? Wha- Oh. Oh. Yeah. It's already named Trump Hall unfortunately. You know, we can't just rename things. The left does that. The nasty nasty left. We won't be doing that. No. No. It's going to be beautiful."

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 58 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He has the attention span of the average burgerlander lmao. He's already past it

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

tbf I get it, I'm already tired of hearing about Charlie Kirk too

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 50 points 1 week ago

lol Grok had better segues into White Genocide bits than this susie-laugh

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 47 points 1 week ago

Gotta respect how much of a mercenary Trump is, it's all business with him and he comes first.

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I saw some shitlibs getting upset over this lmao. Fucking useless dipshits.

[–] ThorrJo@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 week ago

please tell me you have a url

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Sir this isn’t very presidential you are supposed to grieve the ventilated fascist

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 37 points 1 week ago

He prefers the ~~soldiers~~ propagandists who don’t get ~~captured~~ ventilated

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Non zero chance he doesn't really remember someone got shot lmao

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

We are here to honor the memory of... the guy who got shot in... the Mormon State. Sad. Very, very sad. So - anyway - the Trump Ballroom...

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

None of the people pretending to care care. Charlie Kirk was probably the dumbest of the grifters. There are guys better than him at the "make undergraduate freshmen look dumb" shtick. He had no charisma.

They're just salivating at the idea that a leftist may have committed an assassination so that they can kristallnacht.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

If we dug down into their true selves if they feel anything at all it’s a sense of relief because they have less competition in their rancid little scene. Lol. Nobody is actually sad he is dead.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The list of who's better is pretty short. Alex Jones and Ben Shapiro are pretty much it. I think Stephen Crowder is even more gormless than Kirk was.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Yeah Crowder is a certified piece of shit. If anyone deserves it more than Kirk it's him

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

it’s a tough call but this is my new favorite thing trump has said. the context just makes it so good. he uses an ai video to publicly give condolences then when someone brings the death of “his good friend” up, he says he’s doing good and starts talking about a ballroom and how great he is. perfection.

[–] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

All that is missing is a long explanation about how cool Phantom of the Opera was when he first saw it!

[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Every time he queens out I think about how there’s another universe where this guy isnt a bigoted piece of shit and I fucking love him.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

he's so malleable. every parallel timeline probably has a vastly different trump. from bernie-style left populist to drag queen to broadway producer

Drag queen trump: you better hold onto your man honey, because I'm known for separating families, okayyyy?

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Im pretty sure he lost all respect he had for Kirk when he got whacked, i imagine him being "i don't respect people that get whacked, i am better i have survived 2 attempts".

[–] lobaa@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

"My estimation of Charlie Kirk as a man just fuckin plummeted"

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago
[–] Hohsia@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago
[–] diego_maradona@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

as an aside can't believe he's building that gross ballroom

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

It's pretty Trump-esque, kinda surprised something like this didn't happen sooner. I still think there's like a 5% chance he decides to plate the oval office in gold or something.

[–] mickey@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I respect whatever makes him like this. If I were demonstrating to people how little I cared about the deceased by talking up my big beautiful ballroom project, I would have a tinge of shame when I sensed people's awkwardness. Which good, fuck 'em if they have one soft word to say for Charlie, but that conditioning is there in me. But our big wet president just powers through.

[–] zipper@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

no surprises but damn lmfao

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

trump-anguish Charlie who? Anyway check out these dope ass trucks

[–] axont@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

I'm guessing the last time Trump even interacted with Kirk was a few months ago when someone in the admin told Kirk to stop bringing up the Epstein files. So that might be Trump's most recent memory of the guy, some small faced dork who kept talking about Epstein

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

This fuckin rules so much lmao

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Literally doesn't even know who this guy is.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Trump is too busy building the golden ballroom from The Shining and thinking about cheese.

[–] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Day 1: We will get revenge on the left!!! 😡

Day 2: Who? Anyway, check out these trucks.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Lmaooo I don't think he was listening to the question honestly he's just living in the moment

Zero internal monologue

[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

I mean he just had a stroke. It goes downhill rapidly from there.