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Aren't there like few dozen(if not 100+) writers for the whole bible?
Lol that was my thought but someone already explained it in another comment. That said, maybe there's a signed copy of the Book of Mormon (well, rather the 'transcriber', lol)... or oh oh, or maybe Dianetics. I bet that'd be worth a ton.
In terms of the New Testament - There's a few writers who based their stories off Macion's Evangelion. And then some more who just made shit up for the sport of Apologetics. After that there were hundreds of scribes who poorly translated and changed the text, either by accident or on purpose.
I haven't seen the Stylometry of the old testiment, but I'm guessing it's almost all stolen from other regious texts. Genisis alone has two competing creation stories.
80+ authors is what I'm assuming.
Signed by King James himself!
Aww shiiit Iβm cooked!
Itβs not too late to undo all the times you jerked off
Wait
Welp, there go several afternoons stuffing my dick back up with a funnel...
i have a rare bible signed by Roger Moore, it's worth $150.
Made in China?
Yes. Have you never heard of the taipeng rebellion?
Did Donald Trump release this bible?
No, that one is wrapped in gold foil and has his signature.
gold foil
Aluminium foil hastily coloured with a golden marker.
I'll sell you a signed copy of any book you like provided that it's still in on print and you're not really fussed about who signed it. (Buyer pays shipping, tariffs, taxes, usury and attention)
Plot twist: the people selling this are actually Athiests. Haha
Just read the name written in reverse. This will undo creation and allow you to escape the trolling. π
It was written by men. Very specifically men, as it happens.
Your meme is an inaccurate depiction and therefore not funny!
Plot twist: Original Martin Luther