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[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 128 points 1 year ago

when you hire a cannibal to write the news

[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

But the serving size is the same as with any human! It's the fat per serving you need to watch out for. Amateurs!

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'll take the.crackling if you don't want it.

[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 66 points 1 year ago

Arsonists. A calorie is a measure of energy needed to heat and they increased the temperature of the building. Thus, high calorie.

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[-] gosling@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago

passive aggressive body positivity

[-] danielbln@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

Two gravitationally gifted pachyderms wanted for setting a flame's kiss to a personal urban retreat.

[-] Saneless@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Higher than average space time distorters

[-] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Individuals with an above-average amount of gravitational power

[-] SuddenDownpour@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago

This screams manufactured outrage.

[-] Smokeless7048@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Considering it's "keep6solid", and not any real news sources, yea.

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[-] fugepe@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Two fat fucks cheeto snorting, cheezwiz drinking, McDonald's serial eater, watermelon-with-feet-looking land whales

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Knees weak, arms are heavy, you got vomit on your sweater already, mom's spaghetti.

[-] PointThink@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bomb, but he keeps on forgetting

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago

Don't forget that they're DIET coke drinkers, because they want to stay healthy

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

They prefer the term 'horizontally challenged'

[-] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 year ago

Screw you guys ! am not fat, am just a high calorie human.

[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

When you try not to offend anybody and end up making it worse

[-] wunami@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Could be malicious compliance in the face of a policy to be "politically correct".

[-] Chunk@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

People of size

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

I don't know, calling myself high calorie sounds nicer than calling myself fat. Maybe I'll call myself high calorie from now on.

[-] AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

could have used "body-positive" for more positivity

[-] callmepk@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Damn they gonna burn that calories

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

That's a fantastic pun.

[-] 790@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 year ago

This is valuable information, if you are interested in eating them.

[-] Patrizsche@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

How will they ever be recognized with those little masks

[-] dwan@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Is it ok if I’m laughing? I don’t want to offend my low calories soy milk.

[-] Fisk400@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

It's just someone being a smug asshole. Why else would they waste text to describe something that is shown in the picture.

[-] Dangy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Pictures are transcribed all the time for the visually impaired.

[-] Fisk400@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

It is also a useless description for the visually impaired. It doesn't mention that they are in an elevator, what color the gas can is it any other useful information about the picture.

[-] Spudwart@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Imperfect Cell writing articles now?

[-] YaksDC@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[-] eth0slash0@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] OpenStars@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago
[-] Nika03@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Two fat hoes

[-] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

God forbid anyone use the word "obese." Don't want to trigger anyone.

[-] zaph@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

To be fair to people who are offended by this, the weight of the criminal seems entirely irrelevant so it's pretty obvious that the intention was to rile people up.

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

The weight of the criminal is as relevant as their height, if not more. It's not as long-term stable as height, but it's at least as important as an identifier. Even more so in countries where obesity isn't that common.

[-] Halosheep@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

There are some that consider the term obese to be derogatory.

I don't agree with that opinion, but I can understand where they come from. I generally support body positivity with a heavy dose of realism. Being overweight shouldn't be a reason for someone to treat you poorly, but pushing the idea that being overweight isn't unhealthy is where I draw the line.

If I were medically overweight I'm sure I would also not like any term that directly points to something considered a very negative trait, however clinical the word is.

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