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[–] RevolverSly@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

"Everything not saved will be lost"

— Nintendo Wii's quit screen

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ironic Fun Fact: It's actually 'Anything not saved will be lost'.

[–] d00ery@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

GOOSE 3 DOWN!!

GOOSE 3 DOWN!!

[–] d00ery@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It is payday.

[–] GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Ahh, Kos, or some say Kosm... Do you hear our prayers? As you once did for the vacuous Rom, Grant us eyes, grant us eyes. Plant eyes on our brains, to cleanse our beastly idiocy."

Micolash in Bloodborne

[–] meekah@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Username checks out

[–] toddestan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

"He who controls the past, commands the future. He who commands the future, conquers the past." - Kane, Command & Conquer

Kane of course was just paraphrasing 1984.

[–] N00b22@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

License A-4

FAIL

insert Yello - Oh Yeah playing

  • Gran Turismo 4
[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

All your base are belong to us.

[–] ztwhixsemhwldvka@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You are on the way to destruction.

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

You have no chance to survive make your time.

[–] Arsinoe@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

"The skins of those you love will fly as my banner."

Molag Bal is a meanie.

[–] toddestan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

And from Diablo II...

"Guess what! I've named a boil on my ass after you. It, too, bothers me every time I sit down." - Gheed

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Ah shit here we go again.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

I don't know if it's my "favourite" but I remember how hilarious it was the first time I heard that original Resident Evil line about "you, the master of unlocking". Granted, at the time I assumed it was all intentional B-grade horror movie parody.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Amidst the eternal waves of time, from a ripple of change shall the storm rise. Out of the abyss peer the eyes of a demon. Behold the Razgriz, its wings a black sheath

The demon soars through dark skies. Fear and death trail its shadow, until men united wield a hallowed saber. In the final reckoning the beast is slain.

As the Demon sleeps man turns on man. His own blood and madness spread throughout the Earth. From the depths of despair awaken the Razgriz, it's raven wings ablaze with majestic light.

[–] 13igTyme@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

AC4, AC5, and ACZero are some of the best games ever made.

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

A great one from Another Crab's Treasure:

"I'm not-...!! I...I am getting angry, aren't I? I think, maybe, I've been angry the whole time. Ever since I left the tide pool. I never wanted to be. Everyone else seems angry all the time. I didn't want to be like that. But I can't help it! Not when people like you always get everything you want, and other people get hurt for it! It's not fair! And I'm really strong now, strong enough to stop you from making things worse!...I think I get what Chitan meant now. If I'm gonna be angry, I might as well use it for something good! So that maybe, one day, other people won't have to fight like me! And what better way to start than to beat up a SELFISH...GREEDY...MUSSEL SHUCKER LIKE YOU!!"

[–] Xatolos@reddthat.com 10 points 2 days ago
[–] beeng@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"Snake? Snake? Snaaaaaaaaaaaaake!"

[–] magusfungus@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

"Welcome home, good Hunter. What is it you desire?"

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This was a triumph
I'm making a note here, "Huge success"
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science
We do what we must because we can
For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

I wonder ehat Cave Johnson would make of Slug from Atmosphere's line "When life hands you lemons you paint that shit gold".

[–] kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 days ago

Since so many other quotes are already claimed, how about some Outer Wilds:

Seriously, I tried everything I could think of [...], and neither idea worked.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 130 points 3 days ago (2 children)

"Here come the test results: 'You are a horrible person'. That's what it says, 'a horrible person'. We weren't even testing for that!"

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 50 points 3 days ago

“Oh, It’s you.”

Never thought a robot could throw so much shade with just three words.

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[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 55 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"Well, This is the part where he kills us."

"Hello. This is the part where I kill you."

CHAPTER 9: THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU

Achievement Unlocked: The part where he kills you

[–] whatwhatwhatwhat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Good god what an incredible sequence that was to play through for the first time. I was so busy laughing that it was, in fact, the part where he killed me.

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[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 days ago

" " - Half-Life 2

[–] n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 days ago

LEROY JENKINS!

[–] QuantumStorm@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

"Dream... Not of what you are, but of what you want to be." -Lotus

[–] ztwhixsemhwldvka@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Just Dustin Echoes

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 80 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Anything Glados from Portal 1/2--still one of very, very few games to actually make me laugh. But also the Cave Johnson "when life gives you lemons" rant comes to mind, because it's both funny and poignant.

[–] Mister_Feeny@fedia.io 53 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Everything in Portal 2 is gold, but if you shout out both GladOs AND Cave, I feel like Wheatley deserves a mention as well.

"Most test subjects do experience some cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now you've been under for... quite a lot longer, and it's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage. But don't be alarmed, alright? Although, if you do feel alarm, try to hold onto that feeling because that is the proper reaction to being told you have brain damage."

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[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 53 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"The right person in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world" - Half Life 2

The creepy gait of his voice gives me goosebumps every time.

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[–] JRaccoon@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's a-me, Mario!

From Assassin's Creed 2. Might be known from some other game too, I dunno.

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 47 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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[–] sefra1@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee"

[–] LycoriseBelladonna@ani.social 4 points 2 days ago

"It's a beautifull day outside. Birds are singing, flowing are blooming... and kids like you those days... Should be burning in hell." - Sans, Undertale

[–] Nefara@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Beware he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart, he dreams himself your master."

From Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri, which is full of banger quotes

[–] nik9000@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks and become one with all the people.

[–] pedz@lemmy.ca 48 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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[–] fum@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this." - The Legend of Zelda

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[–] jarmitage@mander.xyz 49 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.

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