Ask Lemmy

"Ahh, Kos, or some say Kosm... Do you hear our prayers? As you once did for the vacuous Rom, Grant us eyes, grant us eyes. Plant eyes on our brains, to cleanse our beastly idiocy."

Micolash in Bloodborne

"He who controls the past, commands the future. He who commands the future, conquers the past." - Kane, Command & Conquer

Kane of course was just paraphrasing 1984.

"The skins of those you love will fly as my banner."

Molag Bal is a meanie.

And from Diablo II...

"Guess what! I've named a boil on my ass after you. It, too, bothers me every time I sit down." - Gheed

License A-4

FAIL

insert Yello - Oh Yeah playing

• Gran Turismo 4

"Everything not saved will be lost"

— Nintendo Wii's quit screen

Amidst the eternal waves of time, from a ripple of change shall the storm rise. Out of the abyss peer the eyes of a demon. Behold the Razgriz, its wings a black sheath

The demon soars through dark skies. Fear and death trail its shadow, until men united wield a hallowed saber. In the final reckoning the beast is slain.

As the Demon sleeps man turns on man. His own blood and madness spread throughout the Earth. From the depths of despair awaken the Razgriz, it's raven wings ablaze with majestic light.

"Dream... Not of what you are, but of what you want to be." -Lotus

I don't know if it's my "favourite" but I remember how hilarious it was the first time I heard that original Resident Evil line about "you, the master of unlocking". Granted, at the time I assumed it was all intentional B-grade horror movie parody.

All your base are belong to us.

A great one from Another Crab's Treasure:

"I'm not-...!! I...I am getting angry, aren't I? I think, maybe, I've been angry the whole time. Ever since I left the tide pool. I never wanted to be. Everyone else seems angry all the time. I didn't want to be like that. But I can't help it! Not when people like you always get everything you want, and other people get hurt for it! It's not fair! And I'm really strong now, strong enough to stop you from making things worse!...I think I get what Chitan meant now. If I'm gonna be angry, I might as well use it for something good! So that maybe, one day, other people won't have to fight like me! And what better way to start than to beat up a SELFISH...GREEDY...MUSSEL SHUCKER LIKE YOU!!"

"Welcome home, good Hunter. What is it you desire?"

Just Dustin Echoes

"Beware he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart, he dreams himself your master."

From Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri, which is full of banger quotes

"Time to punch a mountain... INTO SPACE!!!" - Jade Empire.

"I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear." - Pokemon Red/Blue.

In A.D 2101

Ah shit here we go again.

"Snake? Snake? Snaaaaaaaaaaaaake!"

Since so many other quotes are already claimed, how about some Outer Wilds:

Seriously, I tried everything I could think of [...], and neither idea worked.

"Do you shoot at birds?"

Dare anyone to pinpoint that quote.

" " - Half-Life 2

"It's a beautifull day outside. Birds are singing, flowing are blooming... and kids like you those days... Should be burning in hell." - Sans, Undertale

"Were it so easy." - the Arbiter, Halo 3

LEROY JENKINS!

This was a triumph
I'm making a note here, "Huge success"
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science
We do what we must because we can
For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead

"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee"

It’s probably not a problem… probably

Chingada madre!

(Jackie, Cyberpunk 2077. See you in major leagues, my dear friend)

“If you can hear the police knock on your door, the music isn’t loud enough” -Guitar Hero

And remember, bad times are just times that are bad.

"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this." - The Legend of Zelda

"A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply! As soon as I figure out how to tap into the main reactors, I will burn the world!" Toaster, Fallout New Vegas (Old World Blues)