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[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago

Imported from a developing country in a burlap sack

[–] mr_satan@lemmy.zip 46 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Is there a joke I don't get or is the joke that we are supposed to make our own jokes?

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 4 points 13 hours ago

I took it as 'i don't like it.'

[–] wxpwn@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

ground up and in the freezer

[–] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Strong and bitter.

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 121 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Without another man's dick in it 👀

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 64 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I didn't realise you had to specify this when ordering.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Its what made Starbucks standout back in 2003. Surprising people forgot. ^/s^

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Missed opportunity to brand it Starcucks

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[–] iii@mander.xyz 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't knock it until you've tried it!

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (9 children)

Which man's dick do you prefer in your coffee?

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 82 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 day ago

I'm just struck by those incredible blue eyes
where even am I

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 11 points 1 day ago

A curling gif? In the wild? Yay!

[–] Not_Dav3@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

!antiquememesroadshow@lemmy.world

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Acidic, full-bodied, pre-infused, and a little nutty.

[–] sniggleboots@europe.pub 82 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Shipped from Colombia in a burlap sack.

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago

Jesus, talking to me at the pearly gates: "so you know that one joke about human trafficking by sniggleboots? Yeah man you caught for WAY too long, sorry pal. Eternal damnation it is for you."

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 5 points 1 day ago

Sundray already said that.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Roasted, ground to a powder, and submerged 1-3 days in cold water?

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hot, bitter, and with little to no pubic hair.

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Dark and bitter?

Cheap and thin?

Cheap and tasteless?

White and sweet?

Full bodied and hot?

[–] BitchPeas@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Flat and white

Decaffeinated

With whipped cream on top

Single origin

With pumps of brown sugar

Warm....

Girl idk I think I'm just ordering.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Old and cold, but the only choice you had in the late-night gas station.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

Cheap and prepared by slaves?

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Grounded up in a bag on the back of a donkey.

[–] KraeuterRoy@feddit.org 46 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"Black, Bitter, preferably Fair Trade" - Dr. Krieger

[–] neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] reactionality@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago

I don't like women

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I like my movies like I like my women.

A tight ninety.

[–] polydactyl@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is this from something? Because it’s brilliant

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 2 points 14 hours ago
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[–] Pippipartner@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 2 days ago

Microwaved because I forgot about them?

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

You don’t like coffee, right?

[–] GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Ground up and in the freezer for freshness?

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[–] JubJubBird@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago

Dark and bitter?

[–] PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago

Ground up and in my freezer?

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

Alternatively...

[–] Benchamoneh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago
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