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[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 60 points 3 months ago

Amazon drivers just got a substantial upgrade from Bezos.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 52 points 3 months ago (2 children)

should put duct tape around the rim of the funnel

[–] protist@mander.xyz 41 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are you saying you don't like shards of hard, sharp plastic rubbing against your scrotum?

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yes, that is what I'm saying

[–] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

Mom was right: there are strange people on the internet.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

That would hurt when you want to leave though. Like a strong bandaid.

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think you're visualising the proposal wrong. The duct tape is to provide cushioning. Stick it around the edge so half is stuck on the inside of the bottle and half outside. All the sticky bits are stuck to plastic. No glue is left open to make skin contact.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 3 months ago

I stand by my fantasy.

[–] Sagan_Wept@lemmynsfw.com 43 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] M137@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

The best bong is the one you have with you, same goes for the liquid inside it.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 37 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I thought it's some kind of ungodly bong at first. I mean it would be.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

I was going to comment on how that wouldn't work as a bong, until I saw your comment.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Sure, just empty it out after the trip and you're set.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This needs to be at all Amazon facilities that are trying to unionize

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I think that's more "adult diaper-man"

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That astronaut lady just wore a diaper.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 10 points 3 months ago (4 children)
[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

This OP device is clearly unpresidential.

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[–] Squibbles@lemmy.ca 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's the ~~way~~ rule of the road.

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

And if someone tailgates you, just throw it out like a red shell in Mario Kart

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Yellow shell

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 3 months ago

Nah it's a yellow brick in Lego Racers

[–] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago (3 children)

As a woman, I've always been kinda jealous of a man's ability to just piss wherever, whenever. I mean, they do make these, but I've never used one because it kinda seems like you piss in there and it it'll just end up all over your entire yoni, which just sounds like a mess.

[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

Don't let the patriarchy stop you. Assert your dominance and piss anywhere, anytime, even with your pants on.

[–] wolfrasin@lemmy.today 2 points 3 months ago

Pee funnels are real!

Also hooped skirts! women historicaly having a squt on a pot entirely concealed by the skirt

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

All fun and games until you have a fender bender and soak the interior of your car and everything you're wearing in cold piss.

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago

Or hit a pothole. This wouldn't be a viable solution in the east and Midwest.

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, this definitely needs a one-way valve.

[–] slate@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

Or at least a heating element

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 months ago

It's very dangerous to everyone when the driver needs to turn around on their seat & face backwards whilst still driving.

[–] ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 months ago

It's another Lemmy Piss Post!

[–] ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago

Oh look. An Amazon driver!

[–] jrwperformance@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Hell yeah! Manual transmission!

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 4 points 3 months ago

With enginuity like this it should be possible to make a water trap to keep the smell contained.

[–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 3 points 3 months ago

Sell this multi billion dollar idea to Amazon...

[–] CarCdrCons@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Piss-bottle Man - Mike Watt feat. Evan Dando

There are some things
A guy gets from his pop
Some of them things get spaced
Others never forgot
I got such a tradition
I keep in my truck cab

Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man

Miles and miles and all the while
I feel secure
Even if the fuse gets short
I know I can keep my nerve
I believe in such a tradition
I got it in my truck cab
Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man

Driving in his shoes
Using the bottle he used
Every time I pop I think
Of my pop and pay my dues
I respect such a tradition
A shrine in my truck cab

Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago

fit a straw and turn it into a proto-stillsuit.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

“Rest stops? Where we’re going we don’t need rest stops.”

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

it’s the way of the road, bubs.

[–] burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org 1 points 3 months ago

That’s a big beautiful piss jug, the old man would be proud.

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 1 points 3 months ago

Blurst Bong ..

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 3 months ago

Can't stop won't stop.

[–] RandomTester@lemmybefree.net 1 points 3 months ago

Living the dream life, I see

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