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[–] Album@lemmy.ca 138 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Might be the best use of AI I've seen

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They have some crazy fingers.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The kid that dreams of "car driving" is holding the orange with broken fingers

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

That might be slightly inconvenient for his particular ambitions 🤔

[–] parody@lemmings.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Photoshop I believe

Source: TrueWagner

https://www.instagram.com/p/DLIVXOiu0kb
[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

The images of the teens seem to be AI generated.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 66 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

That reminds me, if any ones needs orange, I've got more

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 21 points 1 month ago

We've found them... the person from the math problems!

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait. What happened to all of your bananas!?

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Right here

but my banan launcher is in the shop

so only orange

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

Ok cool. I was just worried about you, bud.
Them some nice nanas you've got there.

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[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 51 points 1 month ago (18 children)

Being a teen is a precious time when special organs on your body are blossoming from dormancy into full-time regular use.

bro what?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

He wanted to make sure everybody knew he wouldn't become a trans female doctor

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[–] roserose56@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Mitch wants to become a "male doctor". I want to become female doctor.

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A "heart doctor" isn't a heart that's a doctor, it's a doctor who works on hearts.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Doesn't all that extra weight damage the heart?

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 4 points 1 month ago

Presumably he means he wants to make money selling boner pills

[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I also wish to become a WEB SITE CREATOR when I grow up

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

I’d advise against it. I’d rather CAR DRIVER

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Where can one get one of those orange launching devices?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Most old men have them. Just ask one.

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[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I imagine the principles of a potato cannon would work similarly for oranges.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's horrible. Who would do such a thing? Where would you even find instructions on how to make that!? Where?

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Whatever you do, avoid instructables

Add that to your block list so you aren't tempted.

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[–] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I admire Marcus for setting easily obtainable goals.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

Unless your fingers are as mangled as his. Then it's not so easy to drive..

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When grows up wants to be?

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Orange-shooting Man!

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

He's actually saying "Noteins enspark" which is orcish for "Prevent Scurvy".

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[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Having it intake oranges from the side is a design flaw. Oranges at the bottom of the backpack won't be loaded into the firing mechanism. It would make much more sense to have it funnel from the bottom so that gravity can feed it.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago

Found the orange cannon engineer.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I knew I carried that damn katana around everywhere for a reason when I was a teenager.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I’m sad that Alan Wagner is using AI. Love his work most of the time.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 5 points 1 month ago

By most metrics, “regular use” is wishful thinking. As is becoming a male doctor after that bump in the head - CTE.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

You know the old saying, when life gives you oranges... NO TEENS IN THE PARK!

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Cheaper than eggs

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The ~~harb~~inger

The orangeinger

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[–] Drdoom2027@kbin.earth 3 points 1 month ago

That orange man took them fingers off them Teens. Where's the outrage?

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So we've got the Adjuster, Firestarter, and now the Orange Menace.

I'm pumped. We need more heros right now.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's a shame nobody's heard from Angle Grinder Man in a while.

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